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A father and son are shopping at a walgreens when the son suddenly asks his dad what condoms were. The father did not want to lie to his son so he explains that they are used for safe sex. The son then asks says, "why do these come in a 3 pack", the father replies, "they are for high school kids, one for friday, one for saturday, and one for sunday". The son then asks his father "and why do these come in a 6 pack" the father replies "those are for college kids, 2 for friday, 2 for saturday, and 2 for sunday" the son notices the 12 pack and asks his dad, "who are the 12 packs for ?" father replies with a disappointed look "those are for married men son, 1 for January, 1 for February..."

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What is, "Kinds of girls Wrillo is looking to bang", Alex?

Moving on, I'll take "Wrillo is a manwhore" for $600.

:lol: He picks his girls up at Hanah Montana concerts, and Toys R Us.

you only need a prescription if you are under 17, older whores can buy it over the counter

Ahh, got it. :D

I guess that's good if she sucks and swallows. Not for intercourse!

Wow....i fear for your safety. :nono::D

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