OsuMj Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 oh wrillo, i hope you find a good answer. you're a funny kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 I figured I'd get a lotta funny answers, but I am seriously asking. The new girl can't be on birth control, so I'm stuck with using them. Please keep this thread work safe, so I can keep reading itSure she can That's just an excuse so she doesn't have to have sex with you. Put some in her food without her knowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 You know the old joke about sitting on your hand until it falls asleep then jackin' it? Feels like a different person... It doesn't work the other way around.Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT get any of the ones w/ the cock numbing lube in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 You know the old joke about sitting on your hand until it falls asleep then jackin' it? Feels like a different person... It doesn't work the other way around.Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT get any of the ones w/ the cock numbing lube in them.ROFLMAO IcyHot makes a great lube, true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 fixed me thinks you've been to coshocton a few to many times my sheeply friend.dammit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruisedk7 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 i would say none but if i had to use one i would go wit durex seems like every trojan ive tried has broke 2 1/2 kids later and i finally learned. j/k this one was planned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 walmart bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 condoms suck, just pull out. Or stick it in her butt+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 I get the ones that are "ribbed for her pleasure".Then I turn them inside out. I figure, I'm buyin' them, why shouldn't I get the pleasure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxie750 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 i just got the new trojan ones. will let u know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 butt sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 only sailors use condoms...new girl can't be on birth control, time to start shopping again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxie750 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 i have had 2 kids the old pull and pray. Condoms are cheaper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 i have had 2 kids the old pull and pray. Condoms are cheaper!haha. You didnt learn that the first time? I think the last condom I use was the Trojan Twisted Pleasure. and I dont remember what it was like. I didnt use latex with the ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxie750 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 i made it another 8 years lol. Dam good swimmers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolsdime92 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 trojan magnum ectascy's end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxie750 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 trojan magnum ectascy's end of story. Just got these.... Will see if they fit lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) I can't help it...Warning! Possible thread jack in progress. Edited October 23, 2009 by Strictly Street LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 You know the old joke about sitting on your hand until it falls asleep then jackin' it? Feels like a different person... It doesn't work the other way around.Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT get any of the ones w/ the cock numbing lube in them.Quoted for HILARITY!!!ROFLMAO IcyHot makes a great lube, true storySounds like that burns like FEEZUCK!walmart bags I prefer Target bags, as the plastic doesn't make as much noise.i made it another 8 years lol. Dam good swimmers!Not quite sure why I quoted this one, must have been an accident... Oh well, rep for having healthy sperm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolsdime92 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Just got these.... Will see if they fit lol.they seem to fit better than the regular magnums, they dont seem to offer the magnum XL's in them yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 order a variety pack and try them all out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 is there such a thing as a work safe thread on Ohio-riders?Fixed!Back OT,I have no idea, only used them a couple times, and that was AFTER being married! I really didn't like them, but it was right after our son was born, and she couldn't start on the pill and didn't want to take any chances, so I had to do what I had to do to get some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashweights Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 anybody try animal skin condoms or anything like that?Yes. Walmart has Trojan Natural Lamb condoms and they're my girlfriend and I's favorites. actually feels like wearing nothing unlike the ultra thin/sensitive ones. but they are a bit pricey so you might wanna see if you can find them in bulk if you fuck in bulk.no VD protection though. girlfriend = yes. whores and blow = no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Trojan Natural Lamb condoms same as sheep only younger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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