how do you get a lap dance for free?

[BiggO]

Free lap Dances = date/marry a stripper.

I've been married for almost 15 years, and trust me, there ain't nothing free!

[kawi kid]

I've been married for almost 15 years, and trust me, there ain't nothing free!

thanks i was actually thinkng of taking the plunge.......... you sir changed my mind

[Gump]

Pre nup and Nup Kawi...that marriage license is a license to steal.

[kawi kid]

i was kidding its gonna be awhile before i do anything like that

[Cdubyah]

Why for do people waste money on lap dances so much. I mean I guess it feels good but there isnt a happy ending...shit I can think of better ways to spend $30. But I guess if you are desperate and havent felt the touch of a woman in a long ass time then its worth it.

Hmmm.. now im really starting to ponder this. Let see, take a chick out for dinner - at least $60?

Movie or some sort of other entertainment... $25

Shit if thats a first date and as I stated you havent been with a women in a while, so obviously you have no game... you might be lucky if you even get a kiss goodnight. So you would have to at least double that for any action at all, so now in for close to $200 for two legitimate dates and STILL no lap dance. lmao

Alternative - strip club wait for the buy one get one dance spend $30 and hell tip her ten if she gives ya a good show. You just saved yourself about $150 AND congratulations.... She threw in a set of Blue Balls FOR FREE!!!

Excellent analogy sir!

[yotaman88210]

Ha, I forgot I typed that... I think by the time I was finished with the paragraph I convinced myself to go get a lap dance. I havent done that in a loooong time.... well at least not paid for one anyway

[RFM]

Personally, I'm a fan of having the girlfriend with me, plus a coked up hot stripper trying to liberate a dollar from me by way of her boobs to my face.

[BiggO]

Personally, it's great to have a stripper be nice to me, flirt with me, rub all over me, and shove my face in her titties, all for a $1. Hell if she is really nice, I may even splurge for a two for one lap dance.

That's a hell of lot cheaper than my wife. I have to buy her a $50 pair of shoes for her just to nice to me, let a lone shove her titties in my face!

[kawi kid]

Personally, it's great to have a stripper be nice to me, flirt with me, rub all over me, and shove my face in her titties, all for a $1. Hell if she is really nice, I may even splurge for a two for one lap dance.

That's a hell of lot cheaper than my wife. I have to buy her a $50 pair of shoes for her just to nice to me, let a lone shove her titties in my face!

i dont think you are alone on this issure