BiggO Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Free lap Dances = date/marry a stripper.I've been married for almost 15 years, and trust me, there ain't nothing free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I've been married for almost 15 years, and trust me, there ain't nothing free!thanks i was actually thinkng of taking the plunge.......... you sir changed my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Pre nup and Nup Kawi...that marriage license is a license to steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 i was kidding its gonna be awhile before i do anything like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Why for do people waste money on lap dances so much. I mean I guess it feels good but there isnt a happy ending...shit I can think of better ways to spend $30. But I guess if you are desperate and havent felt the touch of a woman in a long ass time then its worth it.Hmmm.. now im really starting to ponder this. Let see, take a chick out for dinner - at least $60? Movie or some sort of other entertainment... $25Shit if thats a first date and as I stated you havent been with a women in a while, so obviously you have no game... you might be lucky if you even get a kiss goodnight. So you would have to at least double that for any action at all, so now in for close to $200 for two legitimate dates and STILL no lap dance. lmaoAlternative - strip club wait for the buy one get one dance spend $30 and hell tip her ten if she gives ya a good show. You just saved yourself about $150 AND congratulations.... She threw in a set of Blue Balls FOR FREE!!! Excellent analogy sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Ha, I forgot I typed that... I think by the time I was finished with the paragraph I convinced myself to go get a lap dance. I havent done that in a loooong time.... well at least not paid for one anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Personally, I'm a fan of having the girlfriend with me, plus a coked up hot stripper trying to liberate a dollar from me by way of her boobs to my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Personally, it's great to have a stripper be nice to me, flirt with me, rub all over me, and shove my face in her titties, all for a $1. Hell if she is really nice, I may even splurge for a two for one lap dance. That's a hell of lot cheaper than my wife. I have to buy her a $50 pair of shoes for her just to nice to me, let a lone shove her titties in my face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Personally, it's great to have a stripper be nice to me, flirt with me, rub all over me, and shove my face in her titties, all for a $1. Hell if she is really nice, I may even splurge for a two for one lap dance. That's a hell of lot cheaper than my wife. I have to buy her a $50 pair of shoes for her just to nice to me, let a lone shove her titties in my face!i dont think you are alone on this issure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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