Disclaimer Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Sorry, this was too good not to share. It made international news.This... is awesome. Ya know, when I read articles like this, you start to realize stuff like this happens on a 'more often than you think'-basis. And it makes me wonder how these guys convince these women to do stuff like this... I have a feeling that the guys don't have particularly mad game, so the only alternative (besides dabbling in a little pharmacology) is these women are stupid + horny.Findlay, OH no less http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_calls_police_because_daughter_was_better_at_oral_sex&in_article_id=762358&in_page_id=2We all know it's a serious offence towaste police time, but try telling that to the woman who calledofficers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on herhusband – and that the daughter was better at it.The guilty off-spring was actually thestep-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio,has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reportedit, thecourier.com.Their comment page has been flooded with angry responses. One indignant reader, Lee, thought the story sucked: ' I subscribe toThe Courier but will cancel if the public record is going to be filledwith details of multiple female family members servicing the male ofthe house. This is not news. I think any moral man or woman would callit what it is: depravity!'Another, Jeff, spat: 'This is totally unprofessional and inappropriate for a newspaper to print.'However, the editor of thecourier.com does havehis supporters, not least one Mark Shelton, who had nothing but praisefor the saucy story: 'Gotta love The Courier's docket writer! The mostcreative writing in any paper around. And for those that don't like it,don't read it!!'Whatever the rights and wrongs of publicising the incident, let's just hope the daughter gets a, ahem, stiff sentence.I also found the actual page on thecourier. It's about the fifth line down from the header. Comments are.... interesting. Especially seeing the anger in some of the 'holier than thou'-istshttp://www.thecourier.com/Issues/2009/Nov/02/ar_news_110209_story9.asp?d=110209_story9,2009,Nov,02&c=n#__comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I read that and couldn't stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 My son found this in the paper the other day & was telling his mom & I about it The Courier's usually VERY conservative (it used to be called the Republican Courier), so them printing that was quite a surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 did you guys read the rest of those lines! they're all pretty funny... they're all drunk people, or random stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 So, Fonz.... how did that make you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?? The smiley doesn't exactly communicate your full feelings.Do you feel that it shouldn't be reported? Do you feel that the terms 'step daughter' and 'oral sex' are too graphic, especially when used in the same sentence? Should we shelter people from the police blotter so they can live in their happy halo away from the big bad world?Your thoughts, let me have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Were the police expected to give the mother lessons or arrest the daughter for being better? How would they know without a demonstration? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 hahahahaha I have many friends from Findlay and I so hope they know who this is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siebec Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Nice. I read this in the paper Monday and couldn't stop laughing for quite some time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 are you the step father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 story sucked:Jeff, spat:saucy story:Wow, this is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 (edited) The comments are the best part.Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexHey Justin are you the user "JWM1980" Edited November 4, 2009 by RC51 John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Are you talking to 'me' Justin?No. I can pretty much assure you that is not one of my aliases on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy O Furniture Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Funny because Findlay is in "Hancock" county. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Oh my! This gave me a good chuckle today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 (edited) So, Fonz.... how did that make you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?? The smiley doesn't exactly communicate your full feelings.I felt pretty good when the step daughter was doin' it.... She's an artisan with that tongue Not so much with the wifey. She needs to work on her technique.... Little more twisting wrist action & supple ball cuppageDo you feel that it shouldn't be reported? Do you feel that the terms 'step daughter' and 'oral sex' are too graphic, especially when used in the same sentence? Should we shelter people from the police blotter so they can live in their happy halo away from the big bad world?Your thoughts, let me have them.Wellllllll...... I was little irritated that my wifey called the cops. I didn't want them thinkin' I was gonna share when they got thereBut thought it was cool that I finally got to be in the paper Edited November 4, 2009 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Are you talking to 'me' Justin?No. I can pretty much assure you that is not one of my aliases on here.One of the comments on the 'Public Record' site was. JWM1980 wrote:I love this town“ When I first read the story I laughed because, well, it's just plain funny. The person(s)who writes the docket understand that they are the only reason many of us plunk down our 50 cents for a rag filled with heavily slanted local news and national AP stories we can read anywhere.Now, having read these comments, I'm reminded that the situation itself isn't the most humorous part of the whole thing. It's the people in this town...the overly zealous, book burners...the evangelicals...the people who wake up every day hoping and praying that when they look out their window they'll find that, through some spooky Jesus-magic, it is again 1954. These people me fill my little cynical heart with joy."Oh no! EVERYONE PANIC! The (sob) local news(sob)paper...made reference to...oh dear lord I can't even say it...to...to...a "trouser kiss"...ya know...SODOMY!!!!"Here's to you Mr. & Mrs. Uptight Courier Reader...because your squawking and fake outrage...Findlay is once again in the world wide news.Check out www.metro.co.uk/weirdKeep up the good work everyone! ” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolsdime92 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 sounds like someones gonna put momma outa business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 One of the comments on the 'Public Record' site was.I wish I could take credit for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I think I need to judge this one myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Wow.................just wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Your northwesterners....strange folk you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluezx6r Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Lmao... Can you say Rednecks? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alab32 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Wow.................just wow. That pretty much sums it up right there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I'm withholding my opinion until picture of said stepdaughter surfaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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