natedogg624 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 i still am trying to figure out how that fatass ref could even come close to passing the 12 min 2000 metre run requirement to even be able to officiate at the college level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 i still am trying to figure out how that fatass ref could even come close to passing the 12 min 2000 metre run requirement to even be able to officiate at the college level.wait wait wait.... 12 mins for a 1.25 mile run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 wait wait wait.... 12 mins for a 1.25 mile run?That wouldnt be too hard at all. As long as a twinkie was dangling in front of his face(chris griffin exercise method) he would be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 wait wait wait.... 12 mins for a 1.25 mile run?yes at a minimum, technically to be able to center he should be able to do 2400 in 12. easy for most if not all the younger crowd, but its ridiculous when you see these fat refs doing the semifinals and finals soccer matches for HS, and they also are supposed to be able to keep up with the college guys as well? ya ok.That wouldnt be too hard at all. As long as a twinkie was dangling in front of his face(chris griffin exercise method) he would be fine.you apparently haven't seen these guys try and run, sorry i mean waddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Hahaha that's funny. I was bitching the other the week because one of the ref's coaching one of our U14 games couldn't keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 whats your club fusion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 It was a rec game so I can't complain too much. He's playing CUSA Courage (select) for the spring and will move to CUSA Galaxy (select) or high school until he graduates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 My ol' man got thrown out of my soccer games when I was a kid for yelling at the refsI think his exact words were "How can you make an offsides call when you're on this half of the field? Move your fatass down the field!" Blew the whistle, "Sir, you can be upset with my calls, but the personal attacks are uncalled for - please leave the premises." Some fat chick - I was maybe 11 or 12. Good times, my dad's hilarious.Props to you parents if you actually do say something... get'em fusion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 My ol' man got thrown out of my soccer games when I was a kid for yelling at the refsI think his exact words were "How can you make an offsides call when you're on this half of the field? Move your fatass down the field!" Blew the whistle, "Sir, you can be upset with my calls, but the personal attacks are uncalled for - please leave the premises." Some fat chick - I was maybe 11 or 12. Good times, my dad's hilarious.Props to you parents if you actually do say something... get'em fusion! I got carded more than few times when I was younger. Mostly yellow's and only red carded once I think. Yeah I'm a loud mouth as a parent, but I try to bite my tongue at least a little as a coach. My assistant coach this last season a few times had to help me remember to settle a little. I usually don't get too bad unless it's a ref who is consistently making bad calls. The big ref though cost us a game and that really made fusion unhappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 wait wait wait.... whats Jinus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 wait wait wait.... whats Jinus?Where you popped outta your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Second place is the first loser I was a soccer ref at one point... parents and coaches are INSANE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 It was great fun until his coach came over to me and informed me that they try to keep "excessive celebration" to a minimum. I told him that rule sucked and so does Arsenal. (he had a ghey Arse hat on) Later' date=' they had a small banquet kind of gathering and everyone got a trophy. Even the losers.. I mean, second-first place kids.[/quote']"Excessive Celebration"? Did you cum on the guys wife's face too? Jeez You didn't stand your ground and at least ask the guy why you can't celebrate just because he's been neutered? This is why I don't think I could get a vasectomy.How old were these kids? I've said before that 'participation' award are fine for little kids... but there's a point where kids need to sort out who's going to be on the traveling team and who's stuck behind playing rec league continuing to rack up participation awards. The sooner they learn they're not all special (and are mature enough to handle it), the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 (edited) yes at a minimum, technically to be able to center he should be able to do 2400 in 12. easy for most if not all the younger crowd, but its ridiculous when you see these fat refs doing the semifinals and finals soccer matches for HS, and they also are supposed to be able to keep up with the college guys as well? ya ok.you apparently haven't seen these guys try and run, sorry i mean waddle.yeah, that's absurd. I did a 3200 in 13 mins one time.... just saying... I agree with ya, if the refs can't keep up with the group, they shouldn't be reffing.*sigh* about the trophys to all the kids thing... that's frustrating. You teach kids that they get trophys for not being the best, then what are they striving for? Its like, I dont have to try, bc everyone is going to tell me how good i did even though i didn't do that well at all. When you're kid is on the losing team you say, nice job, better luck next time, it takes practice to get better. dumb. Edited November 9, 2009 by OsuMj proof reading... :D - thanks jrm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 yeah, that's absurd. I did a 3200 in 11 mins one time.... just saying...You ran two miles at a 5:30 pace? I call bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 You ran two miles at a 5:30 pace? I call bullshit.woahs, i meant 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'll barely believe that... just because you're skinny, but that doesn't mean you're quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 haha parents and coaches are the best part man! if you don't have thick skin you will definitely not make it in the officiating business. sometimes back when i didn't care i would fuck with the coaches if they were bitchy, call a push (=to holding in football, happens all the time just don't want to call it) at midfield (no advantage loss/created) and look at them and smile drove them crazy. nowadays all the parents are up in the bleachers and i can't hear them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 woahs, i meant 13. i never ran a timed 2 mile only timed 1 mile. that was along time ago too........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 "GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL"**Included Man Utd. warbanner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimoprime Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 damn those bish's are going HARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Thats pretty classless...she deserves it in her pooper for that.+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Wrong, the most physically demanding sport is rape.Back alleyway rape?! Or dark deserted stairwell rape?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 You ran two miles at a 5:30 pace? I call bullshit.Had a buddy in the Army, he was from Kenya. He did 2 miles in about 9 or 10 mins. He was always the first to finish. then he'd turn around, run back full speed to the last person and help pace everyone in. Dude was a machine. I don't think I ever did better than 13 mins for 2 miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 the best mile i ever ran was when i was in hs and i ran a 5 min 36 sec. never timed myself after that, and that was after practice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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