ChickOn2 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 you guys buy drinks. as long as there is a Caucasian within arm's reach at the bar, I shall never go thirsty. And for that, my devotion to tipsy YT people is eternal.That is all. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 "sometimes I like to hang with my white friends" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 ChickOn2 where have you been? In case you missed it I am now black thanks to Fonzie. I sure could have used your help with some posts because I don't have your way with words but I am learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 preach it sista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 ChickOn2 where have you been? In case you missed it I am now black thanks to Fonzie. I sure could have used your help with some posts because I don't have your way with words but I am learning.I did miss that! Uhm.. congratulations...? Did you go ahead and call Equifax, I'm sure your credit rating dropped 300 points... ((awww hunny you missed me.. BIG HUGG)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 From the man himself... "Most people think white people can't dance. Truth is, white people be too fucked up to dance."Damn it! he is a genius! .... totally off topic but I thought of katt when I read this and had to throw it in the mix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Where are we drinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I didn't get to Equifax yet. I'm having a hard time finding the meeting place to find out all this information. I have quit going to the white meetings but no one believes me that I'm black now. Be careful how you respond, we now have a demerit system that may get you a temporary suspension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 (edited) ok sorry I had tooo.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbHj7UfZzuMIt NEVER gets old Edited November 17, 2009 by yotaman88210 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Buy a bottle of Hennesey. The meeting will come to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Buy a bottle of Hennesey. The meeting will come to you.True story... 'we' all get a text alert whenever a bottle of Henny is cracked within an 80-mile radius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Shouldn't my white friends be buying me that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I think my kids are converting to black on me as well! They have now gone to referring to their favorite kool aid flavor as 'red'. Since they are not of legal drinking age, what other signs should I look for, CO2? I loves ya, babe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Shouldn't my white friends be buying me that?No your "white friends" only hang out with you so when they get into an argument about race they can bring out the "I have black friends" card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Shouldn't my white friends be buying me that?Your white friends need to see you with Henny in hand to be convinced that you are in deed, black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Shouldn't my white friends be buying me that?**exasperated SIGHHH** We have to get you into the next orientation seminar ASAP. honey.. don't expect a handout for EVERYTHING. Just most things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 True story... 'we' all get a text alert whenever a bottle of Henny is cracked within an 80-mile radius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I think my kids are converting to black on me as well! They have now gone to referring to their favorite kool aid flavor as 'red'. Since they are not of legal drinking age, what other signs should I look for, CO2? I loves ya, babe!I love you MORE:pOKAY.. clearly I have been gone too long and remiss in my duties. OK Pilot darlin... I will mail you out the latest conversion chart. The main things to keep an eye out for in the meantime are quoting any material from Lil Wayne, and any sudden interest in Air Force Ones and/or Baby Phat clothing.Uncle Punk, we will get you scheduled into the nearest and most intense orientation seminar before you fukk around and accidentally get your ass beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 This thread is so full of win I don't even know where to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I love you MORE:pOKAY.. clearly I have been gone too long and remiss in my duties. OK Pilot darlin... I will mail you out the latest conversion chart. The main things to keep an eye out for in the meantime are quoting any material from Lil Wayne, and any sudden interest in Air Force Ones and/or Baby Phat clothing.I appreciate it. Not that I have a problem with my melanin enhanced brothers and sisters. I just need to know how to properly manage the situation as a parent. Being from a predominantly white family, I would otherwise have the proverbial esssplainin' to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Uncle Punk, we will get you scheduled into the nearest and most intense orientation seminar before you fukk around and accidentally get your ass beat That would be appreciated but we better hurry because I have a severe case of vitiligo that is turning me white.I see elsewhere in here today that layaway is something else I need to look into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 as long as there is a Caucasian within arm's reach at the bari try to ALWAYS have a Caucasian within reach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 This thread is so full of win I don't even know where to start.I guess I can take ultimate credit for that & turning Todd black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 i try to ALWAYS have a Caucasian within reachDaammnnnn..... That just made me suddenly parched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I guess I can take ultimate credit for that & turning Todd black How? what did you do? Turn him down for a bank loan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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