attackpainter Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 I went to the mall last night to do some christmas shopping. I was getting in my truck, when I remembered I had forgotten to stop by KB Toys to buy something for a co-worker's daughter. So I'm walking back in to the mall, and when I'm about to get to the door, I see this kid, maybe 11 or 12, sitting on the curb with a $100 bill in his hand and sobbing. I walked over to him and asked if he was alright. This is where it gets really sad.He told me that he has 2 brothers and a younger sister. They're all between 4 and 8. They live with their mom, who works 2 jobs just to get by. Apparently, she had been saving what little she could to buy Christmas presents for her kids. Since she had to go to work, she gave him $200 and dropped him off at the mall so he could buy some presents for everyone. Apparently, as soon as he walked into the mall, some one ran and snatched one of the $100 bills from his hand, and now he didnt have enough money to get nice presents for everyone.I asked him why he didnt put it in his pocket or wallet, and he just started crying even more...said he didnt know. I felt really bad for the little kid, you know? Then he said that the worst part was that he screamed for help and no one did anything! The funny thing is, when he was telling me this... he was almost whispering and I could hardly hear what he was saying.I said "Well, how loud did you scream". He said "Like this..." and showed me, but truth be told, I could hardly hear him, so its unlikely that passersby in a loud mall would have heard him. I said.."Well, thats why. You can't scream."He said "I'm sorry! I cant scream any louder!". I asked "Are you sure you can't scream any louder?" He said "Yeah, thats all." I told him "No wonder... no one can hear you calling for help". So I snatched the other $100 bill from his hand and took off running.Happy holidays! Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOJIRA Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Lmao!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Horrible but funny. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 LOL...Didnt see that one coming at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Thats not even cool....not even as just a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 That's awesome... a true Christmas story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 not liking the story myself. you had me for am inute.i was guessing you gave the kid a hundi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 yea to me the story did seem like you were gonna help the little kid out with christmas presents but I thought it was comical at the end. I sure didnt see that end at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Damn Paul, youre a dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 You got me, too! That's funny, as long as it IS fiction! Sounds like something That Dude would do to buy some hookers and blow, or blow to get the hookers, or the other way around, or......whatever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attackpainter Posted December 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Definetley a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 I :lol:ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Nice one Pauly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 haha thats messed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 i was reading it and thinking this is a scam.I was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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