chrisknight Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 "I like my women like I like my coffee..."Hot, sweet, and black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Hot, sweet, and black?Ground up and in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Hot, sweet, and black?hey-o!i <3 this thread so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 My ex complained to me I that wasn't the romantic type. She carried on by saying that Chris Isaac wrote a song for his Victoria's Secret model of a girl friend.I told her if she were a Victoria's Secret model, I'd write a song too. I've got a new girl now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxie750 Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 My ex complained to me I that wasn't the romantic type. She carried on by saying that Chris Isaac wrote a song for his Victoria's Secret model of a girl friend.I told her if she were a Victoria's Secret model, I'd write a song too. I've got a new girl now...U know thats what every man would want to say but couldnt. Pimp move man and would have loved to see her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerBoy Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 My ex complained to me I that wasn't the romantic type. She carried on by saying that Chris Isaac wrote a song for his Victoria's Secret model of a girl friend.I told her if she were a Victoria's Secret model, I'd write a song too. I've got a new girl now... is the new girl a Victoria's Secret model ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You hear RFM on the radio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 noooooboooodeeehhhy, llooooves noooo oneeee. (3:50)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DMsgjqY6Wk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 You know some of the best comments are not being posted due to the fear of the rath of WOMEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "I like my women like I like my coffee..."Hand picked by Juan Valdez.Is she still considered an Ex if she's dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Is she still considered an Ex if she's dead?Depends how she got that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "I like my women like I like my coffee..."Bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 My favorite was when she knew I was going to have her served, and she kept moving around, hiding.She came to my place to pick up the kids(yes, I ended up with 4 kids....) for Thanksgiving. She brought her sister(whom I referred to as Vermithrax), and the process server was sitting in the living room, and said, "Hey, are you *** Barron?" and she said "Yeah, what's it the Phuck to you?" thinking this guy was one of my sarcastic friends. He dropped the papers in front of her and said, "You have been served." and walked out. The dual-airbags(her and her sister) started calling me everything but a white boy, and all I said was "you have been served" about 3000 times. One of the best days in my life....outside the time she asked me if I had slept with one of my co-workers(before the ex and I married), and I said "Yes! And she sucked dick better than you!"Needless to say, this was a marriage made in heaven...right next door to thunder and lightning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Ground up and in the freezer. that's why you didn't want me to grab the frozen chicken!I said "Yes! And she sucked dick better than you!" this was before you got married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 noooooboooodeeehhhy, llooooves noooo oneeee. (3:50)YouTube- Wicked Game - Chris Isaak - LyricsOriginal black & white vid with his girlfriend is still the smokin' H.O.T one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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