Torch Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Howdy, I'm Torch from Bedford Texas & I've got:Midlife Motorcycle Madness mid·life mo·tor·cy·cle mad·ness (mid'lif' mo'ter-si'kel mad'nis) n. 1.The quality or condition of being middle-aged and insane about motorcycles.2.An excessively intense enthusiasm for, interest in, or desire of; a motorcycle.3.Psychiatry: A manifestation of midlife motorcycle mania disorder, characterized by profuse motorcycle riding and rapidly changing and or hoarding of accessories.4.Enthusiasm or intense excitement for all things relating to motorcycles or riding.5.Crazy about motorcycles; Motorcycle Addiction M.M.M.: An abnormally elevated motorcycle state of awareness characterized by such symptoms as inappropriate chrome drooling, increased riding times, severe insomnia and/or sleeping with a motorcycle, grandiose notions of anything two wheel related, increased speeding and/or volume of accessories, disconnected by long trips, racing motorcycles, fear of cages, increased motorcycle desires, markedly increased energy and activity of bike cleaning level, poor judgment, and inappropriate social behavior. A severe form of M.M.M that may require hospitalization is termed hypermotodysfuntion. M.M.M also features symptoms of depression ("agitated depression") when not riding. Sufferers may also exhibit severe concerns or inadequacy issues over horsepower, chrome, leather, cubic inches, and torque. Victims of M.M.M may also spend too much time surfing the Internet reading forums, articles and reviews of motorcycles. See also: Two-Wheelpolar disorder, Hypermotodysfuntion, Motorcycle mania. Midlife Motorcycle Madness® Dictionary of the Motorcycle Language & Dysfunctions, First EditionCopyright © 2009 by John Ashford "Torch"Published by Midlife Motorcycle Madness. All rights reserved.Cite This Source I wrote a review of your forum on my blog: http://midlifemotorcyclemadness.blogspot.com/2010/03/ohio-riders-forum-review.htmlRide on,Torch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hey Torch! Thanks for the review of the site, and thanks for the kind words. Hopefully you make your way to Ohio sometime soon. Or I'll look you up the next time I'm through Texas. Stick around and enjoy the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Welcome!One of the better forums out there is the Ohio Riders forum. If you live and ride in Ohio, are just going to be passing through or are stopping in for a visit, be sure and stop by the Ohio Riders forum to glean great information about motorcycling in The Buckeye State. Since they are a location based forum they do not care what type or brand of bike that you ride whether it be a Yamasaki or a Honda-Davidson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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garysol1 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 nice!!!!!!! thanks for the kind review! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Welcome. Finally someone to keep rEd Barron company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 hello! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Welcome. Glad you enjoy our "ribbing and banter". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Welcome! Thanks for the great review! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 and thanks for the review! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Damn, I haven't been to Texas in forever... BRING ME SOME BBQ NOW DAMMIT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 yea right, this is a honda site for riders in ohio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 yea right, this is a honda site for riders in ohio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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curby Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 welcome and very nice review... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throttlehead Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 holy crap that was funny............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newOldUser Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Welcome to the site. Thanks for the write up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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