SAMBUSA Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Im latino.Look, it's Bambi!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGALYou have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".Ready? Now pay attention...Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SnOmAn| Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 What if you grew up with latinos, does that count? I mean I am probably more latino then you. Come on.... Donde esta el bano? Doesn't get any better than that...LOL!I'm down with the German ride... Ohhh but I am part Irish, can I still join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Look, it's Bambi!!!ello sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGALYou have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal"....so I guess they won't be seeing you at the ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 DON'T POST YOUR ROUTES NEWB! Do you want to get popped?I'm lost.... what's the joke?! Someone wanna explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 I'm down with the German ride... Ohhh but I am part Irish, can I still join?Only if you ride this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGALYou have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".Ready? Now pay attention...Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.Now I don't wanna start a flame war and another heated discussion that can barely be linked back to the original intention/post of the thread, so I'll come out and say this happens EXTREMELY often in this country and it is a problem. I'm all for a greater emphasis and importance put on illegal immigration and border crossing along with doing something about the problems still being created by illegal aliens that have resided in this country for over a decade in some cases.HOWEVER, whether it was your intention or not.... I'm gonna say that it seems slightly provocative to post something like that ^, which could be taken as if you were makign a prejudiced, racially bigoted, general and broad statement that this is ALWAYS the case (or at least 99% of the time). Idk how everyone else sees that, and I'll admit that it's definitely slightly hypocritical for me to even take the time to comment on it when I've definitely said worse, but am I wrong for askign for purpose/intention behind the post.... anyone wanna call me out on it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Fail thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InyaAzz Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 HOWEVER, whether it was your intention or not.... I'm gonna say that it seems slightly provocative to post something like that ^, which could be taken as if you were makign a prejudiced, racially bigoted, general and broad statement that this is ALWAYS the case (or at least 99% of the time). He's black. What do you expect?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swingset Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Will there be any ranchero music at this ride? I loves me some clappy, brittle accordion in every song. If so, count me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 uncle punk looooooves tang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Don't worry, Punk will get his comeuppance for his bigotry.The next time he asks for extra guacamole.... he ain't gettin' it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Look, it's Bambi!!!Sshhhhh.... You'll scare him off againNow I don't wanna start a flame war and another heated discussion that can barely be linked back to the original intention/post of the thread, so I'll come out and say this happens EXTREMELY often in this country and it is a problem. I'm all for a greater emphasis and importance put on illegal immigration and border crossing along with doing something about the problems still being created by illegal aliens that have resided in this country for over a decade in some cases.HOWEVER, whether it was your intention or not.... I'm gonna say that it seems slightly provocative to post something like that ^, which could be taken as if you were makign a prejudiced, racially bigoted, general and broad statement that this is ALWAYS the case (or at least 99% of the time). Idk how everyone else sees that, and I'll admit that it's definitely slightly hypocritical for me to even take the time to comment on it when I've definitely said worse, but am I wrong for askign for purpose/intention behind the post.... anyone wanna call me out on it?! I like this kid JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGALYou have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".Ready? Now pay attention...Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and STILL has $31,200.00.Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.Aren't you the one always bitchin' about threads gettin' closed out?? Shut yo' black ass up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Aren't you the one always bitchin' about threads gettin' closed out?? Shut yo' black ass up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 He's black. What do you expect??Nothing less! The good question is.... what is a black man doin' hatin' on other minorities and complaining when WE work the system. I think it's b/c we work the system BETTER than the black man which causes jealousy, which causes resentment! Don't worry, Punk will get his comeuppance for his bigotry.The next time he asks for extra guacamole.... he ain't gettin' it.Instead, he'll get one of these: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazerlady Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Define white?..... we gonna include the jews and polacks? I'd be down for a Germans only ride Hey I am down...but that would probably make me pretty lonely rider...huh??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazerlady Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 You know the guy probably did not think anything of it...but it is true. Unfortunately you can't separate races like this. Kind of like BET...what if someone came up with a WET? The name BET is racist by itself. So if you don't want other people to segregate you, why are minorities doing it to themselves? Or like someone here said: All the white people wanna go ride this weekend? How would that sound? All HELL would break lose. I'm just sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curby Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Uncle Punk is black??? i guess i should attend more rides/functions. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Aren't you the one always bitchin' about threads gettin' closed out?? Shut yo' black ass upI think we need to have a mod who isn't hating on the black guys. I post something equal to the OP, he chastises me and sticks up for him. It's a conspiracy I tell ya. You ain't taking my guacamole fool I love that shit on my burrito. While we are at it I don't ride with cruisers, vtwin sport bikes, 600s, Kawasakis, Suzukis, Yamahas.... If you don't ride what I do you ain't as cool as I am and I don't have time for your noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 You know the guy probably did not think anything of it...but it is true. Unfortunately you can't separate races like this. Kind of like BET...what if someone came up with a WET? The name BET is racist by itself. So if you don't want other people to segregate you, why are minorities doing it to themselves? Or like someone here said: All the white people wanna go ride this weekend? How would that sound? All HELL would break lose. I'm just sayin'...It wasn't white people it was "Honkeys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazerlady Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Any white people wanna ride this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 funny chit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 where all my crackaz at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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