jporter12 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Bitch I got money. Plenty of cash. RT23 is a 4 lane highway but you can only drive in 1 of 2 lanes in either direction. I'm not really sweating you dumb fucks, just got a broke faggot riding a shit honda tryin to tell me whats up, old pile of shit that that looks like he rides at a track and lives shitty area above columbus and below norwalk LOL. I'm questioning if your ass can read or not, but I really dont care I ride for fun and for purpose and this is just a simple thread I posted because the speeding ticket is a joke to me. When I log off.... YOUR ASS WILL STILL BE SHITTY AND STILL BE BROKE HAHAHAHAHAHA! PSS anybody ask me why I dident run, it's so flat etc etc.... it's 2am, I dont know exactly where I'm at, it's about 40 degrees outside, and I ran into 35mph populated area, with city cops, state highway patrol, and sherriffs cars all heading towards me. Seein as how people just get randomly shot while riding there bikes I'd say I made out like a bandit. The only thing I knew was there was a highway what I thought was 23 or it may be 33 just north of buycrus. I never once said I was a badass or whatever ppl trying to make it out to be, im just sharing a motorcycle related event. RedRocket I already dont like you and I've never met your dumbass. I'd be tempted just to hit you in the mouth when I see your skinny ass at bike night again. Dirty lookin. Easy guy! Bragging about having plenty of cash does not get you anywhere here, neither does the size of your.......bike. You have a ZX14 or a Busa and you can't turn, you have a 250 and the engine sounds like someone's cooling fan. I know you've probably (I hope) worked hard for all that you have, it's just not cool to most on here (from what I've seen) to brag about it. Care to share some of that cash so I can get a bigger bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 In 4 1 out here, too!How far you're fallen. You choose to subsist on simple sandwiches, while I dine on nothing but the finest Chipotle. I am disappoint. redrocket, 3 soft tacos, chicken, green salsa, cilantro, and lots of cheese. Chop fucking chop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 How far you're fallen. You choose to subsist on simple sandwiches, while I dine on nothing but the finest Chipotle. I am disappoint. redrocket, 3 soft tacos, chicken, green salsa, cilantro, and lots of cheese. Chop fucking chop. I typed that I was eating a burrito from Chipotle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 None of you bitches have threatened me with a pair of irish sunglasses. Make your own sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 None of you bitches have threatened me with a pair of irish sunglasses. Make your own sandwiches. and get back in the kitchen… Or in the car headed to Chipotle… Too bad it's too late, they're closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Shit, please. I'll hit you so hard, your 250 will feel it, and grow a zx14 motor, and it'll beat yo ass, too. You'll hit the ground so fast from my fists of fury, that time will go backwards, Chipotle will open, and you'll find yourself in line buying me a burrito, and not even know why. Don't fuck with me. Scareds?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CattaniAFJ Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstrosity Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.Fear and Loathing is one of my favorite movies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Fear and Loathing is one of my favorite movies!The movie pretty much SUCKED... The book is WAY funnier!"Hell's Angels", & especially "Curse of Lono" are also HILARIOUS!!The world is a darker place without the Duke of Gonzo keeping us all straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monstrosity Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 The movie pretty much SUCKED... The book is WAY funnier!"Hell's Angels", & especially "Curse of Lono" are also HILARIOUS!!The world is a darker place without the Duke of Gonzo keeping us all straight! Never read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 The movie pretty much SUCKED... The book is WAY funnier!"Hell's Angels", & especially "Curse of Lono" are also HILARIOUS!!The world is a darker place without the Duke of Gonzo keeping us all straight! HST was the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 i do believe he just challenged you at all aspects of life.we have reached the 3rd stage of epic thread OP thuggery.Here are the stages of epic thread OP thuggery, fyi:step 1. ass hatterystep 2. angry outbursts, with swearing, threatening to "beat yo ass", etcstep 3. "I challenge you at all aspects of life"step 4. OP deliversstep 5. profitwaiting for step 4.please continue. I love you Jinu.... And not in a ghey way! You gotta be one of the funniest people I've ever friggin' met! My wife asked me last week if I knew the difference between the Chinese & Japanese, & I told her what you said about the Chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 HST was the shit. AMEN!He's on my list of "If you could have a drink with anyone, dead or living", cause you know it probably wouldn't end with just one drink.... It'd end up EPIC & depraved somehow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 AMEN!He's on my list of "If you could have a drink with anyone, dead or living", cause you know it probably wouldn't end with just one drink.... It'd end up EPIC & depraved somehow! I doubt that would be survivable by common men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I doubt that would be survivable by common men. True that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I love you Jinu.... And not in a ghey way! You gotta be one of the funniest people I've ever friggin' met! My wife asked me last week if I knew the difference between the Chinese & Japanese, & I told her what you said about the Chinese lol god. i barely remember what i even said. i'm sure it was something regrettably racist. let's just go ahead and keep that between us. at least until i get drunk again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 lol god. i barely remember what i even said. i'm sure it was something regrettably racist. let's just go ahead and keep that between us. at least until i get drunk again.DING!... Fries are done!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vfrrwb Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I may as well go to the kitchen and make my own damn sandwich.Is it too late for a sandwich now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Good God, is this stupid thread really gonna hit 200 posts? Winter is back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 fuck your zebra shawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I don't care if his real name is Shawn, I'll always know him as MAX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 MAX makes me think of sweet things... maximus, mad max, mighty max, v-max, climax, etc...shawn is just an old white man who loves hookers and blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vfrrwb Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 shawn is just an old white man who loves hookers and blowYou say that like it's a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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