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^^^

put on running clothes, "gotta go, Race For The Cure is starting soon. There's a 20 on the counter for cab fare".

You'll look like a good guy, tryin' to save the ta-ta's.

No runs, no drips, no errors.

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pick up your phone quick and act like some sent you an urgent message. Act all upset and start running around getting dressed and tell her sorry but you have to leave for an emergency. Also, call your voicemail and act like your talking to someone and that its a bad situation and you will be right there. Ive done that a few times.

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no definitely will not be "seeing" her anytime soon or ever probably. i mean she wanted to cuddle and shit after, wtf is that about.

i just told her that i got another girl coming over, she didn't like that much and left.

yes piitb success.

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Nate, I'm glad you got your situation worked out. I always found that it's easier just to be blunt, ie, get the fuck out, or whateva.

Now to the real issue of this thread that nobody addressed,

get a shower.............. a long shower he might be gone by the time you get out. i did that once :lol:

Brian, you're lucky he didn't come in and try to wash your dick for you or something. This sounds kinda fishy, cause if I have a friend over to spend the night, it's usually cause they're too drunk to drive. I certainly don't hide and expect them to leave in such a manner.:dunno:

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Here's the greatest solution EVER! this is how a friend of mine did it recently.

"So the latest Match.com girl was getting a little too "instant wifey", and in spite of my best efforts to run her off, kept coming around. So I "let" her seduce me, got her on her back and was holding her ankles up by her ears, pulled out of her twat, and jammed it up her ass to the hilt. She screamed "you BASTARD!" got up, put on her clothes and left..."

New tool for the running off of a too-close GF

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thought it was gonna be different in a good way since its been a while and we've both had "experience" gained, but meh. same ol same ol.

now how to get her out of my house...

Is this the hot chick you posted pix of last year??

:ttiwwop:

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