kawi kid Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-FightFinger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife FightPublished : Friday, 23 Jul 2010, 3:05 PM CDTMYFOXDFW.COMDALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita Mattox rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering Mattox.A fight ensued in which Mattox repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, she said, "Are you ready to die?"The alleged victim called police and the suspect fled, the report stated.Officers found no visible injuries on the woman, who refused medical attention.It was not immediately clear if police arrested the Mattox. best news article title evaaaaa!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Oh my I laughed hard reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 You can't just go sliding a finger down the crack of ones ass. You have to start with smoochies n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita Mattox rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering Mattox.she must work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Now I gots to cut you!!Try this local story on for size:Agitated naked man confronts police (by Rick Palsgrove, Southeast Editor - July 13, 2010) It took five police officers from three police departments to subdue an agitated, brawny, naked man who was allegedly on a rampage at a gas station on London-Groveport Road June 25.According to a police report filed by Groveport Police Officer Josh Gilbert, the erratic naked man allegedly was "destroying merchandise and threatening employees" at the gas station. With a parking lot full of citizens, who were there for a special event, looking on, Gilbert and Groveport Police Sgt. Brian Thompson approached the riled up man and ordered him to drop a 40 ounce bottle of beer he was holding.According to police, the man shouted he was guarding the president and wanted to kill the officers. "He then took a drink from the 40 ounce bottle and dumped the remaining beer on his head," according to the police report.Gilbert got behind the naked man as he moved toward Thompson. Gilbert fired a taser at the man, but the big man simply pulled the taser probes from his skin. Thompson then sprayed the naked man's face with chemical spray, but it had no effect on him.Officers from the Franklin County Sheriff's Department and the Madison Township Police Department then arrived on the scene. Franklin County Deputy John Montgomery tased the naked man again and the suspect fell to the ground. Officers tried to subdue the agitated man, but the muscular fellow overpowered the police. The big man then allegedly struck Montgomery and tried to run away. Montgomery then tased the suspect again causing him to fall.Officers grabbed the man, but he lifted himself and attempted to overpower the police again. But police held on firm and won the struggle, handcuffing the naked man and putting him in a police cruiser. Once in the vehicle the upset man allegedly kicked at the windows so officers then shackled his legs."The man was extremely strong and uncontrollable," wrote Groveport Police Chief Ralph Portier in his report.The man was taken to Mount Carmel West Hospital and then released. Officers then took him to the Franklin County Jail.Portier said it has not yet been determined why the man was so agitated and why he was running around naked. The suspect was charged with resisting arrest and assault on a police officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ducatisti Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 That's nothin'.When Chuck Norris clenches, it registers around a 6.5 on the Richter Scale.Not that Chuck is into that sick shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ducatisti Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Story of police arresting the amazing "Steroid-o".Jesus... Tazed 3 times, and the fucker kept going? Bet he wouldn't have gotten up after a 12-guage slug through the chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 max wtf were the cops my size or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 max wtf were the cops my size or something Dude, He was brawny and naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 i woulda pulled the ol' 5 on 2. its just as good as a tazer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-kawi kid-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight best news article title evaaaaa!!!! The whole ass-clinching/bed- breaking scenario has me wondering if this was a sizeable ass and perhaps by "finger" sliding down the ass-crack, they meant "kawi-kid". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 The whole ass-clinching/bed- breaking scenario has me wondering if this was a sizeable ass and perhaps by "finger" sliding down the ass-crack, they meant "kawi-kid". Fixed.Bwahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 The whole ass-clinching/bed- breaking scenario has me wondering if this was a sizeable ass and perhaps by "finger" sliding down the ass-crack, they meant "kawi-kid". Fixed. hard hats and climbing gear!! i like my women BIG!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 this thread is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 A swift kick in the nuts will bring even the brawniest man to his knee's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 A swift kick in the nuts will bring even the brawniest man to his knee's.Knees. A bust in the knee and watch the tower fall. When they bend the wrong way things tend to fall.BTW, the guy was most likely on meth or some other drug that had him all hopped up whichis why the pepper spray and tasers didn't do much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 You can't just go sliding a finger down the crack of ones ass. You have to start with smoochies n shit.lulz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I want to see the dashcam vid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I want to see the dashcam vidI don't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBartolucci4 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 (edited) Brawny? Edited July 29, 2010 by JBartolucci4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBartolucci4 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 yeah i fixed it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 a friend of mine dumped beer down a girls ass crack at a bar. we had asked her 3 or 4 times to pull up her pants, as she was NOT attractive. It was awkward enough to ask, but we were seeing a solid 4-5" of crack, so Lardis dumped beer down her ass crack. No knife fight resulted, but the girl got thrown out for smacking Lardi's beer out of his hand and slapping him across the face. Mission accomplished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I want to see the dashcam vid you would homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 a friend of mine dumped beer down a girls ass crack at a bar. we had asked her 3 or 4 times to pull up her pants, as she was NOT attractive. It was awkward enough to ask, but we were seeing a solid 4-5" of crack, so Lardis dumped beer down her ass crack. No knife fight resulted, but the girl got thrown out for smacking Lardi's beer out of his hand and slapping him across the face. Mission accomplished.Sometimes you have to take one for the team, and if that means a chick smacks a hamhock across your face, ya take it. Kudos to your boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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