Disclaimer Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Would you believe a very complex pulley system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 One would think that with your constantly bruised pimp hand, you wouldn't be able to convey the ropes to shuttle your ass around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbutcher Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 One would think that with your constantly bruised pimp hand, you wouldn't be able to convey the ropes to shuttle your ass around.The bruises on my hand are nothing compared to the ones on her face. *I'm kidding, hitting a lady is a no-no, outside the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 How the hell did you eat 6 BLTs last night anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 he only ate one, his vagina ate the other 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 (edited) How the hell did you eat 6 BLTs last night anyway?Man-sized hunger requires man-sized portions.I dunno I can eat 2-12" subs from Subway in a sitting too. My record at CiCi's pizza is 25 slices + breadsticks + brownies + cinnamon rolls.I don't do that competition anymore though. Edited August 17, 2010 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 As one of the senior members here I think the poll is fucking stupid and it makes me feel bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 PM jbot. He has the appropriate forms for you to fill out to get the poll removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I had two sandwiches today for lunch, made to my specifications -- not prepared by me.I had 6 BLTs last night, whilst I watched TV. When I was finished the plate was cleaned, and placed in the dishwasher. During all this, I never left my chair.Shit ninja please, I've seen you two together and she pimps you hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 That's the tradeoff. In public, I have to look like I'm pwned to reap the benefits in private.Quid pro quo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 As one of the senior members here I think the poll is fucking stupid and it makes me feel bad. You feel bad because your age is the exponential equivalent of the median age of our members here. But think of it like this; it makes you the village shaman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 You feel bad because your age is the exponential equivalent of the median age of our members here. But think of it like this; it makes you the village shaman. Age does have its privileges; you guys need to step it up with bringing me the virgin sacrifices though, or I will be forced to put a whammy on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Its not that we don't want to, its just so hard to find a virgin nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I need to make this perfectly clear before some of the noobs start to offer themselves up, FEMALES ONLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 you couldnt handle it....viagra cant even get your old wet noodle hard enough to cram it into virgin poon....dont worry, i already sent an email to octomom, maybe she can help you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Wait...we do have a virgin. Where is gen3 at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Wait...we do have a virgin. Where is gen3 at?:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Which part of her is virgin? The back of her knee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 wait she is a virgin and she knocks the cob webs out thinking about me on a nightly basis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Well, yea... she's gotta work her way up to the big dogs or else she'd blow her own mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 jealousy is ugly.......... like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Your bike, biznatch!Nah, there is a 94 FZR on here. We have the old school classics. Don't be hatin.Burn ^ 24 here Hey, I need a sammich. Hurry up Hollywood. I want to not have to bang the same piece of snatch for the rest of my life @ 20.:glws:LBTSWait...we do have a virgin. Where is gen3 at?Wow, ouch.Which part of her is virgin? The back of her knee?Snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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