jblosser Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 This young lady, Simona Halep, wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts. After winning a host of junior titles and a place in the finals of the junior French Open last year, Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future. But, the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back."I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said "the breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It's their weight that affects my ability to react quickly," she added. SELF SELF SELFWILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HER THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING?THIS SELFISH, SPOILED LITTLE BRAT SHOULDN'T BE SO CONSUMED WITH "WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS".WHAT ABOUT US, THE EVERYDAY FANS..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Tennis don't have fans, her boobs do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 But seriously. Thats like slapping God in the face.LET THEM TITTIES BE ALL THEY CAN BE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Tennis don't have fans, her boobs do.Sexist, male chauvinist pig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Tennis don't have fans, her boobs do.+1 She needs to exploit her attributes in a sport that will really allow her the success she want's, like mud wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I'd hit it ... truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) I don't recall this being a repost, but it's still my duty to rain on the parade by telling you this is old news.She had this surgery in 2009, it's a year and a half old.http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/more-new-pix-of-simona-halep-you-havent-seen-24811On the bright side, she's legal now. Them boobies in the OP are 17yr old boobies. Edited January 6, 2011 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 On the bright side, she's legal now. Them boobies in the OP are 17yr old boobies.still legal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Heck Justin, I was so awestruck by the big naturals and so appalled that she wanted to saw them off that I didn't do my due diligence..Turns out they (the twins) are still slightly more than a handful (34C), so I'm wondering why she bothered. She should get in my kitchen and make me a sammich, once the cleaning's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Wonder if there were bids on the leftovers. Those would make one hell of a fap appliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Pretty much like slapping God in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Now why would she wanna make them smaller. Its the only reason tennis has fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 my last gf had 34DD's. they were nice in every way imaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I don't understand how someone could be so serious about tennis that they would write-off modeling as an alternative.She can clearly make a lot of money as a mediocre tennis player AND a mediocre model - why not just do that instead of destroying all interest in the latter to pursue the POSSIBILITY of being great at the former?This would be like me having dick reduction surgery to shave weight so I could pursue a professional racing career... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 ...This would be like me having dick reduction surgery to shave weight so I could pursue a professional racing career...So many possible responses, so little time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 This would be like me having dick reduction surgery to shave weight so I could pursue a professional racing career...I had to do that because it kept getting caught in the chain and highsiding me.But then it turns out that I really just sucked at racing. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I had to do that because it kept getting caught in the chain and highsiding me.But then it turns out that I really just sucked at racing. True story.How small of bikes are you guys riding???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 What a shame. It's not like they were stopping her from making sammiches http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=210278&title=its-a-wonderful-chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 What a shame. It's not like they were stopping her from making sammiches ]for funbags like that, I'd make HER sammiches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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