eggs Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 MAGDEBURG, Germany, Jan. 26 (UPI) -- A German man won a brand new $32,000 Mini Cooper by having the word "MINI" tattooed on his penis during a broadcast.Organizers said Andreas Muller, 39, of Saxony-Anhalt, won the radio station contest by coming up with the wildest Mini-related stunt to earn the vehicle, The Austrian Times reported Wednesday.Muller had his sex organ tattooed during a live broadcast, and listeners heard his pained exclamations during the process. "Once I'm sitting in the car, it won't matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it'll be alright," he said. http://www.polijam.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=53232:mini-penis-tattoo-earns-man-a-car&catid=:odd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 For 32,000 .. yea I'd get a 4 letter tattoo on my penis too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Not worth a Mini Cooper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Guy and a girl got married. The guy got her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it's soft it reads "WY". When it's hard it reads "Wendy". They went to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Decided to go to a dude beach. There they are at the nude beach and the guy decides to go to the bar to get a couple of drinks. When he gets to the bar he sees that the bartender is naked as well. The guy happens to glance down at the bartender's package and sees "WY" tattooed on his penis also. He says to the bartender: "Whoa! Your wife's name is Wendy too?!" Bartender replies: "No mon. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 I was in the Army with a guy that got a tattoo from the head of his dick to his belly button. Had to drive back to base with his pants and underwear around his knees. The gate guard was thoroughly confused to say the least.Wish I could remember why he did that. And no, I never saw it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beezer Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Screwed, blewed and now tatooed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SnOmAn| Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 For 32,000 .. yea I'd get a 4 letter tattoo on my penis tooYou sure it would fit? That's a long word for you man.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggs Posted January 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 You sure it would fit? That's a long word for you man....burn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 I named it Pringle for a reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SnOmAn| Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 I named it Pringle for a reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Hey, its a small price to pay for a car.... Pun intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.