TSB67 Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork - $87000 (Las Vegas)Date: 2011-02-08, 5:37PM PSTReply to: sale-zketp-2204523906@craigslist.orgIf you are looking for a chrome plated sub-tech slow no stopping lousy cornering oil leaking louder than Crackatoa motorcycle with black and white tv era technology that you can pay too much for then this bike is for you. This bike will make up for your tiny manhood and eggshell ego and is perfect for that fat-ass tits on the ground tattooed smelly bovine nearly toothless "old lady" you lug around with you every where you go just so you don't have to kiss her goodbye. Now you can show up at biker events and mingle with other beer-aholic losers who play dress up with the black outfits and stupid vests covered in dumb slogan patches and cheesy trinket buttons and pretend like you're a "son of anarchy." This bike has enough chrome on it to blind you on a sunny day and enough money invested in it to keep my kids from having descent shoes or dental care. Why should they be different from Mom and Dad...right? If you buy it this week I'll throw in every other dumb thing I've bought just because it says "Harley" on it. Once you throw a leg over this beauty you can run that movie in your head where you're the big hero and chicks flock around you like flies. Actually those are flies, but your friends will tell you how "bad to the bone" you look and make you feel special spouting words like "screming eagle" and "stage one kit" and that alone is priceless in a world where you can get a personality from a dealership. So don't wait. Bust out that wallet tethered to you with a dog chain and plop down your kids college tuition and you can fantasize about being a man. This is your chance. Location: Las Vegasit's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
600ZZ4eb Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Lol! The besr cl ad ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 The sad part is that it's ALL TRUE !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I wonder if he will accept monopoly money in payment. If it's the great pretender, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I was just in Vegas last week, I could have checked out the bike. Kudos for honestly in the ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Pretty much spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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