jblosser Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. Yeah! - I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya. - I'm listening to the fucking song! You take the van, I'll keep the dog.- Well, maybe Braden's a faggot, you ever think of that? - No way, he got a big cock, like horse.Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian! Somebody's gonna kill you, ya dumb son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me.- You know, your son looks like a fag to me. - I beg your pardon? - You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 im not getting any signal on my pagerdid the real cesar live here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.Ahhh...my favorite movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat! Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellboy1 Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) When you've got to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.He's got no balls Cotton!Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting. Edited June 29, 2011 by Bellboy1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellboy1 Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Feed me Seymour!There can be only one!That one was juuuust a bit outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reimbrandt Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 ^Gotta love tuco...... lol I say that every once in a while when playing black ops when I get put in second chance and wind up killn em with the pistol. drives my son nuts...... LOL one other isnt so much a line as a action.... when hes tracking eastwood, sniffs the cigar then take a bite out of it. haahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slickster Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 The man likes to play chess, let's get him some rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 The man likes to play chess, let's get him some rocks.I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Baby .. I love you.. but you dress like a dickhead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 "do you suck dick? Are you a peter puffer?I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give him a reach around!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitani2126 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 The funny thing is that on the outside I was an honest man. Straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to become a crookWe who have seen war, will never stop seeing it. In the silence of the night, we will always hear the screams. So this is our story, for we were soldiers once, and young.Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his ars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granda080 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granda080 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 "But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker.""Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax33 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 "Uh, oh, I'm definitely not wearing any underwear. Got to get to K-mart!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerben Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 (edited) Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36. Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36? Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice. Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37. Dante Hicks: I'm 37? Edited July 1, 2011 by jerben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 what's your damage Heather?F#$k me gently with a chainsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photos by Marty Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 "I'm your huckleberry""I feel the need, the need for speed""The 500, it's like f&*k, from another planet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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