Wadepenn Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 (edited) Http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/aug/04/2/after-third-fecal-incident-closes-scioto-mile-foun-ar-663171/10 million dollar fecal fountain! We had plans to take our son, um, our plans will no longer include this new landmark... Edited August 5, 2011 by Wadepenn Sp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Did they line all the kids up for a butt inspection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 “I don't think kids do it intentionally,” says Leist. “I think they're just having fun and they just forget they need to take a restroom break.”ummmm....what? how do you forget you have to drop a load? i think some little shit is doing it on purpose (harhar, i made a pun)whats the deal with kids shitting in pools? is it like some fascination? there was another story posted recently about kids shitting in a pool and the summer camp instructors checking their trunks to try and find who it was....its crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 So wait... There's water, and there's poo, then there's poo in the water, then that poo/water combination gets spreayed up in the air and all the kids get covered in it?That's pretty gross. Keep you mouth closed at the fountain. And watch out for Bear Grylls - he'll be all over that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steve Butters Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 women and children - pool shitters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 ummmm....what? how do you forget you have to drop a load? i think some little shit is doing it on purpose (harhar, i made a pun)whats the deal with kids shitting in pools? is it like some fascination? there was another story posted recently about kids shitting in a pool and the summer camp instructors checking their trunks to try and find who it was....its crazyAs a parent I can tell you that my son can get so focused on what he's doing that *I* have to remind him to go to the bathroom. He has this distinctive way of standing when he needs to go, and I'll see and ask him if he needs to go; "YEAH!!! (*runs to bathroom*)" He's 7, so I would hope that stops soon - or at least before he goes to college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 As a parent I can tell you that my son can get so focused on what he's doing that *I* have to remind him to go to the bathroom. He has this distinctive way of standing when he needs to go, and I'll see and ask him if he needs to go; "YEAH!!! (*runs to bathroom*)" He's 7, so I would hope that stops soon - or at least before he goes to college. he wont realize he has to go before just straight up shitting himself? i dont have kids so i guess maybe i dont understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 a friend of mine has had 2 girls pee in his bed and another on his chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 thats called a fetish lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 he wont realize he has to go before just straight up shitting himself? i dont have kids so i guess maybe i dont understand thank god for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 i work with a guy who met a girl in a bar and went back to her place and she had plastic down on her bed and asked him if he was into scat play...she wanted to take a shit on the bed on the plastic and lay in it while fucking....needless to say he took off (or so he says) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 thank god for that amen!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idodishez Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 a friend of mine has had 2 girls pee in his bed and another on his chairSo he likes golden showers. What's wrong with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 he wont realize he has to go before just straight up shitting himself? i dont have kids so i guess maybe i dont understandIt's more a case of where his attention is being focused. It's the same thing that will make a kid chase a ball into the freet in front of a car. Yes, they know the road is there and they know there are cars, but they are so focused on the ball that everything else is ignored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simplysix Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 he wont realize he has to go before just straight up shitting himself? i dont have kids so i guess maybe i dont understandIm with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 It's more a case of where his attention is being focused. It's the same thing that will make a kid chase a ball into the freet in front of a car. Yes, they know the road is there and they know there are cars, but they are so focused on the ball that everything else is ignored.Target fixation FTL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Target fixation FTL.Adults get the same effect to a lesser degree and in life-critical situations it has to be trained out of you (motorcycle accident avoidance = look at the gap, not the car. Or a police office must think to look around for additional threats after a shooting)A common example of target fixation would be when you approach a 4-way stop. When you get up to the stop bar you can see another car that is going to arrive/stop after you, but looks like it's going to run the stop sign to get in front of you. You focus on him so much that you don't register another car approaching from another direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 a friend of mine has had 2 girls pee in his bed and another on his chairi went to a country concert like a month ago and this girl pissed herself in this fountain thing then another time at the camp ground bitches be crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIJI-9-Brother Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 ummmm....what? how do you forget you have to drop a load? i think some little shit is doing it on purpose (harhar, i made a pun)whats the deal with kids shitting in pools? is it like some fascination? there was another story posted recently about kids shitting in a pool and the summer camp instructors checking their trunks to try and find who it was....its crazyEver been rafting? then you know what it's like to drop in a torrent of white water... just sayin, it's got some appeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 You guys never pool hopped and then shit in high school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 No, no I haven't. Although I'm so focused on OR right now imma 'bout to have a major fecal incident in my cubicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 DOOOODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!1ummmm....what? how do you forget you have to drop a load? lol come on dont act like you've never crapped your pants before. sharts happen lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Shitty sharted at arbys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Shitty sharted at arbys.true story 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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