even the amish arent safe

[kawi kid]

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2011/10/06/amish-attack-other-amish.html

[C-bus]

Damn Amish and their ride-by clippings.

[bowdog]

I dont know if i should laugh or just shake my head.

[kawi kid]

This is like depicting Muhammad in cartoons or flushing the quran, the hippies should be up in arms.

Edited October 6, 2011 by kawi kid

[4DAIVI PAI2K5]

This made me LOL

[C-bus]

This is like depicting Muhammad in cartoons the hippies should be up in arms.

For posting this, I have placed you on double-secret shun.

[Sniper_308]

They need to come over to the Eastside of Cleveland, and hit up some of these homeless shelters. Those people could use a makeover.

[kawi kid]

For posting this, I have placed you on double-secret shun.

Ill cut your kids hair too

[RVTPilot]

We must put and end to yoder-on-yoder crime.

[C-bus]

We must put and end to yoder-on-yoder crime.

That made me laugh.

[C-bus]

Ill cut your kids hair too

We really shouldn't laugh. I live in Bexley..... what if my neighbors read this, get some crazy pissed off, and start sewing the foreskin back on to those who have wronged them?

[RVTPilot]

We really shouldn't laugh. I live in Bexley..... what if my neighbors read this, get some crazy pissed off, and start sewing the foreskin back on to those who have wronged them?

That would be an epic PPV event.

[kawi kid]

We really shouldn't laugh. I live in Bexley..... what if my neighbors read this, get some crazy pissed off, and start sewing the foreskin back on to those who have wronged them?

Quoted for epicness

[Casper]

We must put and end to yoder-on-yoder crime.

Funny. I'm a Yoder descendant.

[RVTPilot]

Funny. I'm a Yoder descendant.

A lot of us are, probably more than most think. Kinda hard to not be if your lineage runs back into western PA, NY, or OH.

[GOJIRA]

Let them sons of bitches try to cut my beard!!!! I will str8 churn some butter in that ass!!!!!

[marlboro man]

And We must put and end to yoder-on-yoder sex

[jerben]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows

Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milking and plowing so long that

Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of

I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat

And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare

We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury

Like Robonson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise

We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?

Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife

So don't be vain, and don't be whiney

Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise

Yeah

[max power]

When are people gonna realize that the Amish are just dirty inbred hillbillys with no cars in the yard?

[TheBrown57]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows

Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milking and plowing so long that

Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of

I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat

And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare

We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury

Like Robonson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise

We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?

Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife

So don't be vain, and don't be whiney

Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise

Yeah

Weird Al FTW

[Beegreenstrings]

I dont know if i should laugh or just shake my head.

^ This

[Blitz]

I guess that's better than them going around giving Dutch Rubs. Those things hurt....and could be considered assault.

[kawi kid]

Dutch ovens are worse....

[C-bus]

We really shouldn't laugh. I live in Bexley..... what if my neighbors read this, get some crazy pissed off, and start sewing the foreskin back on to those who have wronged them?

I tried to make a funny but....... I was at a wound conference Thursday night and discovered that there is a company that has developed a skin graft made from discarded foreskin (schmuck- for the chosen among us). Weird stuff.

[kawi kid]