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REMINDER! Time changes on the 6th


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I will be spending most of Friday eve making Tequila jello shots and Strawberry kool aid for the moonshine.

I will be spending all of Saturday eve consuming those delicious treats along with Jager Bombs and Budlite with the local country girls.

I will promise you the clocks and smoke detectors will not be touched or even thought about.

I will blame the time change for being late on Monday.

That is all.

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Roger that rrrrrrider!

I grew up in the country.

Nothing like a girl that will go cow tipping with you...looking sexy in those tight jeans and muddy boots....mmmmmm.

I'm married...but I can still watch!

You still get to watch!? My wife hates it when I try to watch, damn

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...I grew up in the country.

Nothing like a girl that will go cow tipping with you...

Growing up in the country, you should have seen plenty of/all cattle asleep on their sides... However, if you mean "cow tipping" in the same vein as "snipe hunting", and do it with country girls, then nvm... :D

Of course, there really is a "snipe" species of bird, so I guess you really could go "snipe hunting". NVM, I'm all corn-fused now.

My wife points them out to me!!

"You can read the menu, but you gotta stick to the diet".

Thats a great saying, never heard that before

Put another way: "Just 'cause I'm on a diet, it doesn't meant I can't look at the menu"

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