RFM Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 I had that for lunch, and I can't stop farting now. My cheeks hurt now from smiling so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Onions......mmmmm......thats a perfect 1st date food to really test a lady 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I made chili on Sunday and lasagne on Tuesday and just got in from the local Mexican joint this evening. My rectum resembles an image of ham salad being fired from a canon built from a pair of truck mudflaps.Damn......when's your next colonoscopy? Might be worth framing a pic of the doc's face on that visit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crb Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I made chili on Sunday and lasagne on Tuesday and just got in from the local Mexican joint this evening. My rectum resembles an image of ham salad being fired from a canon built from a pair of truck mudflaps.That's Sig worthy LMAO literally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigd Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 I made chili on Sunday and lasagne on Tuesday and just got in from the local Mexican joint this evening. My rectum resembles an image of ham salad being fired from a canon built from a pair of truck mudflaps.Just freaking classic. I literally just cried laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 That's Sig worthy LMAO literally!The boy can pull one or two of those out of his ass, bless his heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Rollo add in some fresh apple cider, victoria can thank me later 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 i feel your pain. 4 Christmas Ales last night with no dinner and only a couple crackers for breakfast and I'm literally choking on my scent, its toxic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 i feel your pain. 4 Christmas Ales last night with no dinner and only a couple crackers for breakfast and I'm literally choking on my scent, its toxicEveryone loves their own brand......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Everyone loves their own brand.........Nooooooo I duch ovened myself while asleep one time...... Woke up pissed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Everyone loves their own brand.........Not the tear gas I was emitting this morneing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Everyone has a fart they themselves have to walk away from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 i've choked out my dog with a colossal fart from the deepest most anguished corners of my hellish bowels.he got me back later when i was least expecting it... he snuck into the shower, lit the fuse and i had no where to go. i slipped and possibly broke my foot while fleeing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacchus Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 the bowl looked like a slaughter house a bit ago...had a few bourbons last night and...um...forgot to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 LMFAO.......I almost shit my pants laughing so hard at some of the comments! I had eggs for breakfast "I'm allergic and dumb":rolleyes:, and my farts smell like really hot rotten eggs. Nothing much worse than a "SHART" and I have had a few close calls today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 I love potato salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacchus Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MfdqM3gaQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted November 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Nooooooo I duch ovened myself while asleep one time...... Woke up pissed offI need to spread it around more before I rep you again, but this needs some sort of accolades. Quoted in tribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 "it's all shits and giggles until some one giggles and shits" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Alright.. funny story time. Lyns and I were asleep' date=' having just done some 'dirty dancing'. Obviously, we're both not clothed, doing the "time to hold me" bit. Both of us are sound asleep. Dead to the world, when we're awaken by this awful noise. Both of us sit straight up, and Lyns says, "Did a fucking truck hit our house?!" That's when I smell it. She farted in her sleep, while I was spooning her, and blasted my own semen all over my fucking thighs. It was fucking disgusting. I got up, walked downstairs and took a shower. Then, I slept on the couch with the dog. There is no more "time to hold me" after sex for us. I just can't trust her. [/quote']Just wanted to quote this one for epicness. Oh by the way, that's disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Moral of pauly's story- don't cuddle after anal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykill Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Alright.. funny story time. Lyns and I were asleep' date=' having just done some 'dirty dancing'. Obviously, we're both not clothed, doing the "time to hold me" bit. Both of us are sound asleep. Dead to the world, when we're awaken by this awful noise. Both of us sit straight up, and Lyns says, "Did a fucking truck hit our house?!" That's when I smell it. She farted in her sleep, while I was spooning her, and blasted my own semen all over my fucking thighs. It was fucking disgusting. I got up, walked downstairs and took a shower. Then, I slept on the couch with the dog. There is no more "time to hold me" after sex for us. I just can't trust her. [/quote']Have to spread rep around Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Moral of pauly's story- don't cuddle after anal^^^ This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 i wish that was the first time I heard that story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Nothing like downing an entire chipotle steak burrito and then going out and drowning it in jager and yeungling. The next day real fire and brimstone came out of my ass, flashed the toilet water into steam and removed the wrinkles from my ball bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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