gen3flygirl Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Nope, she prefers condom covered bananas. You gotta have that curve to hit the right spots.But cucumbers have that wide girth that she would need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) Gourds?Personally I enjoy meat....love my protein Edited May 9, 2012 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Nope, she prefers condom covered bananas. You gotta have that curve to hit the right spots.But cucumbers have that wide girth that she would needwrong.she must obviously use a plantain, curve and girth all in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 squash, watermellon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 I am thinking eggplant!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 I am thinking eggplant!!!!!Pumpkin, ribbed for her pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywood3586 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Pumpkin, ribbed for her pleasure I just thought of a blumpkin.. Edited May 10, 2012 by hollywood3586 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 wrong.she must obviously use a plantain, curve and girth all in one.Are you speaking from personal experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Are you speaking from personal experience?yep. im an accredited dealer of plantains. ask your wife, shes my biggest customer. although, im sure you figured that out when you shot your little load into her 5 gallon cum dumpster...how else would you have kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 "biggest customer" I see what you did there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 I just thought of a blumpkin..Someone's mind is in the toilet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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