gen3flygirl Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Hey hey! Now wait a minute!I'll agree with full retard! But not homoThis is true. You went from being engaged to single to with a new lady friend in like a month! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 This is true. You went from being engaged to single to with a new lady friend in like a month!Well, (if true) good for him. I was engaged two years ago and am still fucking single! Girlfolk ain't to be trusted! As soon as I can find another sammich maker with an ass like the one in my sig, I might reconsider (the pink outfit is optional). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 ^might as well invest in a flesh light now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 ^ No thanks, there's nothing quite like the real thing. And how the hell do you know what a flesh light is, anyway? I had to Google it and now I need to wash my eyes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 It's best not to think about how I know the things I know, you won't sleep right for weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 noobs... bathmate is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I'm impressed you can last the 15-20 minutes needed to get enhancements I have heard things about tenga egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 It's best not to think about how I know the things I know, you won't sleep right for weeks:werd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sParkSnare Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 "you're telling me that all this time, you kept coming to this website even though you didn't have access to the boobs and ass threads?what are you, gay?"Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Derek, you're right, there is nothing like the real thing, just surprised you can remember how it feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Derek, you're right, there is nothing like the real thing, just surprised you can remember how it feels.Some things you just don't forget, whippersnapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 This is true. You went from being engaged to single to with a new lady friend in like a month!Jealous or curious why? As LL cool J said; "I'm that type of guy"Everybody wants me but few have had me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 R&R was one of the first things I enabled once I heads about. Many threads worth reading and hours of entertainment . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Yeah when you know it's there. I had no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Yeah when you know it's there. I had no ideaWell like said before welcome to the dark side . Now you know so enjoy the lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Jealous or curious why? As LL cool J said; "I'm that type of guy"Everybody wants me but few have had me!Just an observation. You had the whole break up thread then stared posting shit about finding a new place with the new lady friend holy shit you move fast. Most people have a few rebounds then settle down again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Jealous or curious why? As LL cool J said; "I'm that type of guy"Everybody wants me but few have had me!More like the first piece of bread in the bag, everyone touches you but nobody really wants you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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