Coyote Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Buy it cheap, stack it deep fellas.http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57519703/global-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-group-says/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 I read this last night...Turkey bacon is your friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 That's effing bull shite. It really is the end of the world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 It's ok a pig farmer I work with just expanded. He is holding an extra 3k head of pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted September 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Turkey bacon is your friend.Sounds like something my Wife would try to argue...Of course, she's a vegeterian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbZEXfPwmg&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Thank god in friends with a farmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 This is unacceptable. Someone throw up a porcine eHarmony site and get some pig breeding into action stat! I'll be goddamned if I am going to face a zombie apocolypse without fucking bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Turkey bacon is your friend.^^This. I actually prefer Turkey bacon, better flavor imo AND better for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Annnnnd if you like your bacon crispy, there really is no comparison.I haven't had pork bacon in years, and I haven't missed it at all.The only downside, is since there is very little fat in turkey bacon, there is a very thin line between crispy and burnt beyond all recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 No doubt, I feel the same way. And yes, you have about 20 seconds in the micro to decide between perfect.....and putrid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht_scorpion Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Just eat SPAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 the US will unlikely have a pork shortage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 That reminds me, I need to place a order at OMC in Johnstown. For those Columbus peeps, OMC is Oink Moo Cluck Farms out of Johnstown, and their peppered bacon is something to behold. All their stuff is really good, and it's not the super-processed meat bullshits that went through a massive factory processing facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Just eat SPAMSays the man from Long Island. If you're that hungry for Spam, just get some Nathan's and shove'em in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 That reminds me, I need to place a order at OMC in Johnstown. For those Columbus peeps, OMC is Oink Moo Cluck Farms out of Johnstown, and their peppered bacon is something to behold. All their stuff is really good, and it's not the super-processed meat bullshits that went through a massive factory processing facility.Keep talking dirty to me.... I like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Keep talking dirty to me.... I like this.They do home deliveries for 5 bucks (min order of $25) or you can pick it up at the farmers market (there's a good one Saturday in Clintonville) and spend the 5 bucks you saved on more bacon.I've done both home delivery and farmers market and they are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 i've been meaning to buy a big freezer for the basement to stuff with meat.after i get done fucking your moms, i'll go buy a big freezer and stuff it with bacon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 The Apocalypse is upon us....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 i've been meaning to buy a big freezer for the basement to stuff with meat.after i get done fucking your moms, i'll go buy a big freezer and stuff it with bacon.funny, I've been looking at chest freezers for that exact same purpose, I just have to find someone to take all these appliances and shit out of my garage.speaking of chests, how's your mom doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I prefer Turkey bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 funny, I've been looking at chest freezers for that exact same purpose, I just have to find someone to take all these appliances and shit out of my garage.speaking of chests, how's your mom doing?Chest freezer group buy! I need one too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Turkey bacon is the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 ...at the farmers market (there's a good one Saturday in Clintonville)...the one where the aging hippies are selling "Ohio Corn" in May? Agree with the nod to OMC - good stuff.As to the OP (bacon shortage) - I guess Obama will blame this on Bush, too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 I have a chest freezer in my garage. It's a love/hate thing. It's great for the extra storage, but the crap at the bottom gets buried and you forget it's even down there because you can't see it. So..eventually you end up buying more of something you already have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 We can do our part and plan a wild hog hunt in southern Ohio. Unless the wild hog bacon isn't good to eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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