Brownsfan1 Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Anybody have an entertaining stories about incidents that happened at your company's christmas parties? If so I would like to hear them because I'm bored at work and need a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Never had an incident at work, but we dont really have "parties" just occasional luncheons. Subscribed for entertainment value as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautical1 Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) Not much funny stuff happens at our xmas party but last year a bunch of us drank too much and passed out after going home around 4pm (started at 12) and one guy passed out in a movie theater with his girlfriend. I fell asleep at 430pm and didn't wake up until 830am the next morning which pissed my fiancée off since we were supposed to Christmas shop. Another guy also drank a lot and started telling everyone, including the owner, how he was arrested in the past for robbery with a gun or something along those lines. That was a little awkward. One guy the year before also poured alcohol on the floor and lit it on fire in front of everyone, but it was cement flooring so it didnt do much. There were a few good stories but I don't remember much more than that. Edited December 15, 2012 by nautical1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprez55 Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 When you look at WAY too much porn on your work computer, most people can ignore it. That is, until you tell your boss's wife that she has nice tits at the christmas party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 When you look at WAY too much porn on your work computer, most people can ignore it. That is, until you tell your boss's wife that she has nice tits at the christmas partyNice !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Right, Christmas parties... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Just had ours for the year. I got a Blue Ray Home Theater System and the card said thanks for a lawsuit free year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 There is video out there that could be a serious detriment to my career path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slingingchic Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 (edited) Not a Christmas story but a damn funny story was told today at work! This guy while in his 20's drove from Troy to screw the known whore in Tipp City who was in her 40's lives on corner of 2nd St and? Anyways while they were working up to it he said her kids were only 5ft away and freaked him out, kept asking to go to another room, she said no and then told him he's gonna be their new daddy which freaked him out more. After sex they went into her bedroom to lay down. He got up and she got stern with him asking where he's going, he said bathroom. He opened bathroom door hit light and fan then bolted out the house. On his way out he stole her Virginia slims. He's outside naked trying to get in his car and forgot its locked. He's digging through the clothes he grabbed to find keys and as he's doing it a car pulls around the corner and sees him. Here 10 years later his story is still being told and whoever was in that car is probably telling the story of the naked man in town trying to get in his car. Edited December 15, 2012 by slingingchic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 There is video out there that could be a serious detriment to my career path.Link please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 The most epic was about ten years ago we were at a sports bar in the same strip mall as Cheeks Caberet, you locals know the place. We got warned when the first couple got caught in the mens room, then another hookup got busted in the ladies room. Then the cops show up while some of the boys are over in the corner doing body shots off the topless shop whore. Ahh good times. Funny side note, our douche bag purchasing manager lived right next door to the owners of the place. This years is next Friday at the Whiskey Barrel in Springboro. should be a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdecal Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Ha! Whiskey Barrell is the bar I go to with friends sometimes. It's about 2 miles from me. Nice little bar actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Ha! Whiskey Barrell is the bar I go to with friends sometimes. It's about 2 miles from me. Nice little bar actuallyWait till my crew rocks that joint, it'll never be the same. Stop by & say howdy, I should be easy to spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted December 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I went to my womans christmas party on friday it was fun until boss got really drunk and wouldn't stop hitting on me. This made for yet another awkward christmas party that I attended. Anyway,with that being said the woman has been pissed at me all weekend and I did nothing wrong. Her and her boss have not been getting along well and I think that this is the icing on the cake. Sad thing is that her bosses husband (who was not there) and I are friends. I've talked to him on sat and we are all good we chalked it up to drunken stupidity. I just hope the women can get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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