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Some of these are pretty impressive! http://forum.gon.com/showpost.php?p=5445396&postcount=1

The wife and I have been fostering Hammy (aka Miss Hambone - the shelter names a LOT of dogs...) on and off for going on 6 months now. We recently found a home for 5 month old beagle/shepherd mix, "Rocket," and as soon as he was gone, Hammy came back into our lives. she's a sweet dog. Probably about 3 yrs old. Very active, but also not afraid to nap (a lot). She's just driving us nuts by wanting so much attention when we already have a dog at home. Honestly, I think she'd be a FANTASTIC hunting/tracking dog. she's definitely got some guard dog instinct (our neighbor nearly swallowed his cigarette the other day when he tried to sneak a smoke in his back yard and Hammy caught him), but is good with kids, and other dogs. I wouldn't trust her with a cat. She is totally house-trained, and has never chewed anything in our home. She knows some basic commands, and we're doing our best to reinforce sit, lay, stay, and come while we have her at our house. the only 'weird' thing about this dog is that she's afraid of tile/laminate floors. She slips, and gets nervous. Again, we're working with her on that by drawing her into our kitchen with food and attention. she does pull pretty badly on a leash, so we have her using a 'control collar,' which has helped. a "gentle leader" that corrects by pulling her snout might be even better, but we haven't had a chance to pick one up for her yet. www.secondhandmutts.org for more info, or PM me.

I respect that the guy set out to build an electric bike to compete in motorcycle racing, not just electric motorcycle racing. Some good interviews on roadracerx.com with him. Latest (I think) interview: http://www.roadracerx.com/features/between-the-races/between-the-races-chip-yates/ More: http://www.roadracerx.com/sitemap/search/?cx=014078402921648249999%3Atjr5f8botpm&cof=FORID%3A11&ie=UTF-8&q=chip+yates#1036

Tucker Max (for the win) Girl “Why don’t you last longer during sex? Ten minutes is not long enough for me.” Tucker “I don’t understand. I lasted long enough for me to cum. Why would I go any longer?” Girl “I want to cum too. What about me? ” Tucker “Who?” Girl “Me.” Tucker “Who are we talking about here?” Girl “ME!” Tucker “Who?” Girl “I HATE YOU!” Tucker “Who hates me?” ---------------------------------------------- “Just went ass to mouth on a midget. Time to retire. Jesus Christ hasn’t even done that.” “You show me a truly funny girl who doesn’t have emotional issues, and I’ll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.”

Awesome movie! I love the scene when the cat gets shot. I was like WTF just happened?!?! Donna: You killed my... my... Rocco: Your what? Donna: My... Rocco: Your fuckin' what? Huh? Your what, bitch? Rocco: [puts gun to his own head] I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little... Rayvie: Skippy! Skippy! Rocco: Oh, Jesus! What color was it, bitch? Rayvie: Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick! Rocco: [turns gun on Rayvie] Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

Rice Krispey treats, they're like dog biscuts for white people.

"I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck."

Sam Busa, Jagr, Todd, Smuck, Whitey If I forgot you then too bad. lol

Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly, USMC near Lucy-`le-Bocage as he led the 5th Marines' attack into Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918

It takes a man to hit a bitch - My dad

"Seriously, call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the danger zone"