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If you are a whore I think I wanna meet your mom too lolz

At least my posts are entertaining. Everything you post is doom/gloom/Obama.

Shoot em up at 30,000 in a pressurized cabin! A terrorist won't have to do anything other than stand up and yell "Allah Akbar" and a gaggle of gap toothed hilljacks with .44's will bring down the plane on their own. Sweet.

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790)

When tsa feels up my balls I just run my fingers through their hair and let out a little moan

paul take her to asian gourmet in gahanna, then take her back to your reynoldsburg bungalow and unleash hell on her woman slot. just make sure you take it to the basement so mom doesn't hear.

You say that as if it were a bad thing??

random shit talking to someone who's probably a cool guy in person but not here on the telephone.

Why don't we go back to my place and play Titanic, every time I say iceberg you go down on me

I have been owned. LOL

Nice way to indirectly thread shit and basically say his car is overpriced and has shit broke on it vs. yours that isn't broke and has a 100k less miles. And you are a moderator. seriously? gl to both of you on your cars. I really like that grand prix.

You're getting married, we have to make fun of it while you still have it

My wife and I like Brio and Bon Vie Bistro. Price's are pretty decent and food is excellent. Ofcourse I took my wife on our first date (back in HS) to Wendy's for dinner and then went to see Billy Madison in the theatre......It all worked out!

Get a job at an Applebee's. Those hostesses are easy to pick up, and do some crazy shit...

Hee Hee Hee... it's funny because you don't touch the sides. Except it's your penis. Kawi - we'll still let you use the tweezers.

Thanks man..

I dated a fat chick once. Well, a lot of times, but this one took the cake, literally. She liked it when I fed her while fucking her in the butt. She claimed to be a "virgin" because she only took it in the ass, ever. Usually a "slip-up" is like when you accidentally-but-intentionally pop it out and go for the back door, but with her I would try slipping it into the front and she'd squirm away from me. Anyways, yeah, she loved eating while taking it up the chute. Take your girl to mcdonalds on your budgetish and feed her some nuggets while packing her poop. You'll have cool stories later, like me.

shading might be a tad off, but overall its some of my best work. i even did the wheels in gold to spice things up a bit.

Get elected to Congress.

Kids over the age of 1-1.5 shouldn't suck on a boob for another 12 -15 years and at that point it is recreation not meal time

sans a select few, can we all agree that this is exhibit A of why women shouldn't be allowed out of the kitchen or bedroom?

Don't forget "The Chili Dog" You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her. OK. We're gonna have to start another thread.

Perfect. Let's revert back to when Benny was around and run under the laws and guides that were back then. I know I won't be flying anymore... Good luck with that.

Hey guys im new to columbus.Just moved here from tampa florida where i lived for 2 years. Im orignally form dayton.. I have a 89 poopstang vortech supercharged..