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  1. I had a really mean, bitter, wheelchair bound teacher in 7th grade. I got looking at the back of her motorized chair one day while she was ripping into us for being alive, and I noticed a little DIN plug on the back that went to her controls. Every day I had to sharpen pencils and pass stuff out, and doing that behind her I reached down and pulled the plug and reversed it...thinking it would just make the chair not work. Well, I was half right, the chair still worked but her controls worked in reverse. So, as soon as she starts pushing controls left, she goes right. Forward is backward. She smacks into a trash can, then her desk, then a kid's desk before she figures out it's all reversed. The wheelchair company comes and the tech guy can't figure it out so they replaced her whole upper control assembly...and probably reversed the polarity up there to correct it. So, next time she turned into a raging bitch I switched it back. Controls all reversed again. I know I'll burn in hell for that, but I still don't care.
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  2. I figured knowing your way around an instrument in the dark would come naturally for you. Congrats.
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  3. Yup, some of my relatives called me from China and confirmed they all cackle maniacally whenever they talk about the US. Carry on.
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  4. Think what obama's would be if the media was out after him like they were for bush. The media made obama what he is. They built him up to his rockstar status and they can't let him fall from glory.
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  5. Sold, er, will be given to Chebby.
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  6. That's what I'm sayin'! Hungry Howie needs to be showin' her what the bax of his handz is for, YO! She been gettinz to be one uppity snowflake lately... Studyin' numbers & wordz & gettinz that enginerd degree Who she thinks she izz?? Baby mama best be makin' me a sammich if she knows whatz good for her!
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  7. My Grandmother and her friends were smokers. In her ashtrays, there was a small metal cylinder for snuffing out cigarettes. In my adolescent days I would occasionally put a little black-powder in the cylinder so unsuspecting folks would get a nice flash and puff of smoke when extinguishing their butt. They never found it as funny as I did.
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  8. Twin Glock 40's with his pants down...
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  9. speedy - i heart you scottie - my opinion of you goes lower and lower every time you post.....are you related to jcroz?
    1 point
  10. I saw this come up on the front page's photo gallery, it's a picture of a motorcycle at the Barber Museum
    1 point
  11. Doc and I have been talking, we are now hereby running for mod status in 2011. Here is our platform: STOP THE TROLLS The trolls are running rampant on this site. Decent folks like Cordell are getting butthurt and taking notice. End this travesty. I will ban the fuck out of any trolls. Attract more bitches I mean Erica is decent but we need more hoes. Doc has a bentley, 4 doors 4 more whores, done. We also plan on creating a cobalt/cavalier section. Tons of bitches drive these things so we need a cobalt section Clean some house I fully plan on banning other mods. Like skinner probably. This is columbus racing. What the fuck does he race? Surely not that beatdick XJ. Ril Tawk Free tbutera! The banhammer levied on this storied and accomplished member was a mistake at best. I plan on fully reinstating tyler. Generate revenue Doc and I want to create a "pay to play" section. You cant get in unless you pay. It will generate revenue to keep the site afloat and buy some hookers for the higher up bossmen Wagner, Brian and Anthony. They are decent humans and deserve to be treated as such. Thanks for the read. I hope we capture your vote.
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