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Phrases most likely to be heard on the rides. ORDN: "Alright guys.... can we get going?" "Where's the next bridge?" "The radar looks ok" "We could be at the gap in 3 hours guys" DTC: "I fucked a sheep" "Why are we stopping again?" (100 miles EVERY TIME assholes, I told you my tank doesn't hold that much) "We can make it to the [500 mile away destination] in ~1 hour guys, let's go" "Is Duane bringing the buggy?" CORE: "Uhmm... you're not wearing full leathers. Go home and come back another ride prepared" "Don't worry, we'll wait for you at the next turn" AJ: (sorry never been on one but I can surmise it will be this) "Is anyone going back for [so-and-so]?"

Saw this on Reddit and immediately said "jbot!" ... I'm a bad person

Dang!!! Somebody got the girls bike comment in! Welcome anyway. Enjoy!

np, hope ya get it worked out...you can order parts from that site also, its Iron Pony's website if you ever need to find it again in the future....its actually http://www.ponypowersports.com/index.htm and then click OEM Part Finder

it's cool that they're even testing a sport-tourer at the track.

that episode was just genius

Looks a lot like this from the top lol

Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. American servicemen, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our intel finally found UBL and our servicemen took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!

don't mess with my tits and my high man, you don't want me strung out I've been hit harder with a boob in the face than that little tap

I did vote for him, but I also voted for GWB. Seriously, it is about the success of the nation, not about agendas or beliefs. Whoever is in office, I want them to succeed, because that positively affects our livelihood.

I don't think I'll ever live the castles ride down. I at least printed out directions... So I was de facto 'that guy' for being the most prepared out of a group of no preparation. My bad for assuming someone, ANYONE would have a GPS. Hell, there was a guy that mounted speakers to his bike - I figured hes an electronics nerd, he'll have GPS. Nope.

some of my favorites from DTC "why are we pulling over? I told you assholes to just stay on 30" "uhm, 30 goes that way, we need to turn around" "where are these fucking castles?" "Justin is signaling left yet again, slowing down, and NOT turning" "Magz, is that Kenny Loggin's danger zone?" "Did you see fonzie almost wipe-out on that curve behind ben?" "Do any of these drugstores carry eye wash cups?" "Dude, i just peeled my decal off on your exhaust, that was a close one" Heather(backpack)'s fav "no no, we'll just go AROUND the storm, I think we can beat it"

C.O.R.E. rides are a blast and they have accepted me to ride with them after the secret initiation. I know what to expect when they plan a ride and I try to show up to ride with them if I can. The site is very motorcycle focused and there isn't much discussed not associated with riding. I post here and I plan my rides out of this site, they don't need me to make up rides over there the way I like to ride, all of their rides are how I like to do them. I have 60 miles before I hit any curves so I make sure my rides are long enough to make up for the 120 miles of boring road so lunches are out. I get entertained by this site and so I post rides here as a way to help out showing people roads and getting the benefit of a group for support. It has burned me a few times with people who were so slow we have been passed by the same cruiser three times or bikes not in good repair but overall it's been worth it. I try to post what I expect from riders and it sometimes comes across that I am being a prick but if the ride doesn’t sound like what you are interested in there are plenty of other rides to chose from. I trailered down to a CSBA ride last summer and cannot recommend enough to anyone that has a chance to ride with them to do it. I will probably make it down to do a 10/22 ride this year but I don't know if it will be with the AFJ, those guys sound crazy.

DTC: "Where's backpack?"

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have to go to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the dishes are building up!" My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet. What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One’s a superhero and the other is an instruction.

HELLO FINE SIR, im not sure if i have exactly what you are looking for as far as trades but i do have a some things to offer. 1. Cash- i can give you 3000 pennies 2. i have a very rare "pissymelissy " kbbs for around 350- fair and 450 -good id say its between the two. 3. super nintendo- it doesnt have any power cords and im not sure if it works. 4. beenie babys that dont have a tag and/or dirty around 50 of them 5. the last thing that i have is a case of beer that is half empty and skunky I figure these items have a very high sentimental value as well as some sort of monopoly money value. I could trade you all this for your corvette if the price is right. Thanks, Anonymous craigslist user

Hey everyone! I moved to Dayton back in November when I came on active duty with the USAF. Since then I've been in and out of the state for training but now I'm back for a stable period of time...thank god! Anyway, I'm looking to make friends around this area and columbus/ciny areas for people into cars. I'm wanting to get into autox but more so big track days. Any and all help with either of these, more so track days, would be awesome! Also looking for social events to just meet people. I heard cars and coffee is pretty good saturday mornings so I might hit that up this saturday. -Carl