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I am against guns, but I am even more against crime. Since crime wont stop anytime soon I figure I will grab a handgun. So on my way home from work 10:30ish while stopped at a light I notice something going on at the drive up ATM, its a dude getting robbed. So I bust a sick as U turn and haul ass to the bank. The victim is pulled from his car and they are ready to take off in his car. The thought of chasing some fuckers down with the STI sounded like fun. After they saw me they took off on foot, I really wanted to run them the fuck over but instead put the bloddy victim in my car and took him to safety. I feel bad about the blood in the wifes car though. So the victim lost a couple teeth from them pistol whipping him and some cash but still has his car and his life. I proved to myself that my natural instinct is to help and I might as well be as best prepaired for the situation. So as soon as I get back from vacation I am going to buy a nice gun and start going to the range. Who wants to go shopping?

My first girlfriend was a double-bagger.

1) I'm considered an ass most the time. 2) I'm a damn good shot even half asleep at 3am when my door gets opened. 3) I usually don't "proof read" what I'm about to say because I don't care how it makes you feel. 4) I'm an open book with no shame, wanna know something just ask. 5) I like sex 8-10 a day and it's difficult to find a girl to keep up and why I'm usually late everywhere because we stop and play somewhere along the way. 6) I eat massive amounts of pasta. 7) I eat at every Waffle House I can. 8) When you think I'm joking, chances are I'm not. 9) I love my job because I love blood, trauma, broken bones and human suffering. Yet I'm prolly the one you'd most want on the squad comming to get you 10) I would kill anyone in a split second for hurting my daughter and the body would never be found.

too funny! enjoy http://www.wimp.com/dadlife/

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/43420732/ns/sports-nhl/ And people thought OSU was bad about losing a game. Post up your Vancouver riot pics!

You're supposed to ride it with a seat, not just the post! :dumb:

Beautiful!!!

most harley guys are at the bar right now so they can post that they have one.... Sorry

@jagr ... Hater

They call him Midget Todd for a reason.

Find someone with gonorrhea and have them rub their balls/vag all over a hat very similar to the one the kid was stealing. Have your son wear gloves to camp to give the kid the hat. Problem solved.

:fuckyeah: Oh and Patterson, did you Neg me or was is some other faggot that's putting down fake names?

We are saving that announcement for the celebration in the Short North this weekend.

ftfy I am, of course, only joking.

You are allowed to agree with me and Justin all you want.

Hyperbole. This is true, and I've been waiting for the day where I'd be been called out for it. I haven't become a supporter for the same reasons I don't lobby politically beyond my speech/time. Promotion is a type of in-kind contribution that isn't recognized as easily as the value of a monetary one, besides any asshole can donate money to a cause -- its where you spend your time and your lifestyle that shows what you really support, but c'est la vie.

Wait...Wrong riot.

Ed Zachary. 'Cept that time (or times way back when) when me and my female friend du jour may or may not have been using a certain hallucinogenic identified by its initials. <That> was pretty interesting.

1) I'm not really Mexican nor I do I really look like Turtle from Entourage 2) I do look like a fatter shorter version of Ronnie from Jersey Shore 3) I'm good at a lot of things but not great at much 4) I like A LOT of music, and a decent amount most people would be ashamed to admit they like. 5) I have no shame 6) I was in a fraternity that was less like a fraternity and more like a bunch of assholes who lived in the same house and partied 7 days a week. The administration at Cinci commonly referred to us as their "Animal House" 7) I'm far too domesticated for a man but its a direct result of my parents being divorced when I was young causing me to grow up quickly 8) i have a HUGE ego but 70% of it is just for entertainment value 9) I'm usually a super nice guy that can get along with just about anyone but I'm generally considered as an egotistical asshole 10) I'm the 2nd greatest man alive

1) I am a pretty decent (steel-tip) dart thrower; I've won money in tournaments and beaten the (at the time) number 1 and number 3 ranked players in the U.S. (2 out of 3 games, not just lucky in one game). 2) I am a professional musician (trumpet), but I don't make a living at it. I auditioned at and was accepted to The Juilliard School, but was talked out of it by my mother, who also was a professional musician (and made her living at it). I own 6 trumpets (Bb (2x), C, D, Eb/F, and a Bb/A piccolo). 3) I'm a "unicorn" server engineer, in that I'm the mythical beast you've heard of but have never actually seen - one that administers Windows, Unix, and Linux servers. 4) I am a voracious devourer of fiction, mostly mysteries or spy thrillers (leCarre', Flynn, Thor, Silva, etc.). I average a book a week. 5) I played a lot of baseball growing up, usually on travelling teams. My American Legion team won our region and came in 3rd in the U.S. at the national tourney. 6) When I was born I had Hemolytic Disease (this was before mothers/fathers were tested for Rh factor) and required 3 complete blood transfusions. 7) I have a 10 year old son, who is my entire reason for being. 8) I just this past weekend moved from a too-large house on 5 acres in Galena to a regular-sized house in Westerville. Jr. (see #7) needs to be able to go outside and play with kids, and it's within walking distance to the pool. 9) I have a dog and two cats who all get along together fabulously. Usually. 10) My 'first time' was with two girls (seniors) during my freshman year H.S. spring break, in Lausanne Switzerland. It's been downhill ever since.

Did you try explaining it in English?

We came, we saw, we failed: New CR Class of 2011

i don't get neg rep....everyone loves me (yes i realize this opens me up for a world of neg rep hurt)

Is this the tryouts for Bromance?

LOL. Do you really want to compare looks kiddo? Me 6'1, 180ish, has abs, muscles, and good lookin. vs You unknown height, fat as fuck, ugly as fuck. I'll post a pic up of me and then i'll post your pic up. Shit would be hilarious. Is this real life?

Some moderator might want to look into why all crb's posts keep being edited. I think someone is messing with him.

I cant rep fatass. :no:

Patterson is going to be in the failed abortions club if he doesn't get me the title to Hector soon :gabe:

Why dont people who leave neg/pos reps put theyre name also instead of being a pussy.