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hey, the highway is not the track or deal's gap. riding like that, you are a danger to yourself and others, brah.

*** UPDATE: Winner is post #20, shadyone, runner-up is post #15, Rotten Connie. Did this about a year ago when i hit 1,000 posts - took 17 months to get to 1,000. Took 11 months to get another 1,000 - what's that say about my (lack of a) life? Never really bought into the whole "karma" thing; sounded too much like hippies smoking the hippy lettuce, but on the way home this past winter I saw a car off the side of a driveway and two older ladies (mother/daughter, 70's/50's) standing there in the snow. I stopped, asked if they needed help - they did. Went home (about a mile up the road), grabbed a tow strap, went back, hooked up, pulled her back onto the driveway. They tried to give me $20 - I declined, since I didn't really need it and it really wasn't a big deal. It was maybe an extra 10 minutes of my life. I went back home, checked the mailbox, there's a letter from a credit union. Mom had some annuity that the Estate Attorney somehow missed, and short story long, I inherited a sizeable amount (Mom and Dad's estate originally had everything going to charity, so I got nothing - not that I wanted/needed/deserved anything). This was almost 4 years to the day after my Mom's passing. So: Maybe there is karma. WHO can win: Anyone HOW do I win? Post in this thread. Share a story of karma, if you have one. Post once per day, post a hundred times, I don't care. WHAT you win: ..1st place: $100 gift certificate to any of ORdN's sponsors (or $100 donated in your name to a charity of your choice, e.g. The Human Fund). ..2nd place: (if you bother to respond to my PM, unlike Hoblick last year...) A pair of tickets to an OSU Hockey or Basketball game. WHEN the winner will be announced: Wednesday, 2 November, 2100 hours (9 PM e.s.t.). The winner will be randomly selected from all of the replies. WHERE the winner will be announced: In this thread, duh. WHY: Explained above

I work off shifts, was getting out of work at 12 am and showered had a long day and wanted to stop for some beer. I stopped on the west side of cleveland at a gas station on my way home from work. walked in got my beer and was walking out to my s.u.v. I noticed a man coming up on me fast from across the back side off the gas station. He was either real drunk or on something. He starts asking me for beer or money. I gave him a few dollars I had and went to get into my truck. Next thing I know he jumped thru my window and was across my chest grabbing at my beer. After screaming and hitting him a few times to "get the fuck out of my car" He was still trying to climb in the window over my lap to grab stuff in my truck. I pulled my 9mm and screamed I have a gun get the fuck out of my car now. He dropped out the window onto the ground. Stood up and screamed don't shoot me. By now half the people in the gas station were either looking or walking up to my car. He fled into the dark side of the station where he came from. I didn't feel I needed to use deadly force on him. He had no weapon, but since he kinda pinned me to my seat and I had limited movement I felt the need to pull my weapon to remove him from my car. Sorry kinda got long winded there. But I have had a few stupid ass people by my work at night do crazy shit that made me feel glad I had my gun on me.

dont sell yourself short, I'm sure you'll also be racing to a nearby Planned Parenthood clinic for some Plan B sooner than later you make this too easy for me, at some point I'll be easy picking on ya

I Always thought he was twat..

I used to work at a juvenile detention center and we had this girl that got into trouble a lot she was locked up more than she was free from the age 14-16 always for dumb petty shit. Well one day after visitation I was walking the parents out to the exit and her mother stayed back and asked to talk to me. She told me how her daughter always said how nice I was to her and how much she liked me and that she would never do anything to upset me. Her mother said she just wanted me to know how thankful she was that someone was that nice to her daughter when she was locked up. Well about three weeks later she was do to be released and the night before her release I talked to her about keeping herself out of trouble and not coming back because if she ever came back I would be highly upset. I quit working there about six months later and never saw her there again. I ran into her one day in the mall she was 19 and was with her fiance she came running across the food court calling me with a huge smile on her face she said she just wanted to tell me that she never got into any trouble again after our talk that day because she wanted me to be proud of her. She had told me before how her dad never wanted anything to do with her. She said that she had never even met her father. She told me I was nice to her and listened to her like she thought a dad would do. Poor little girl just wanted a dad. Of all the jobs I've had that job is the only one I can honestly say I enjoyed going to work everyday just knowing that I had helped some kids better themselves was so rewarding.

its what you have to sail in to navigate the stank vagina of dirty-butt sluts

if anything I would be a sailor, I've been around enough seamen

gen3 got drunk the other night and sent me a picture of her snatch....i call it The Man Eater NSFW http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i82/SaleenSS90/cat_tat.jpg

You didn't start this, 19 years of bad parenting dating back to his mother queefing out a baby did

disagree. the material gets slung out of the way, and the tires will eat up the asphalt and kick it out leaving a ditch where the tire was asphalt is very weak and shitty material....its only used because its cheap to repair and resurface, and freeways and high traffic areas have concrete poured under the asphalt to give it strength http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At4E6A1YMQQ watch that video - at the end you can see a small ditch where it dug down before he started to walk it in circles....and thats a crappy knob tire - a street bike will tear up asphalt a lot easier while some light burnouts will indeed just leave rubber on the road - if its a standing burnout and the asphalt heats up enough, it will begin to tear apart

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I guess there use to be a show called touche turtle and dum dum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch%C3%A9_Turtle_and_Dum_Dum

a part of me feels the need to join CR so that I can troll, because lets face it the only thing I will be racing is the timer on the stove in the kitchen

I blame Siri, stupid illiterate whore

alright who forgot to feed MT his spaghetti and give him a reach around?!?!?! he turns into a vagina if he is hungry and hasn't had his love utter milked

It is to be expected that I never wave to anyone on a bike again unless I think it will annoy them.

i just pooped a little

yeah, it's probably best for the species if he does do it again...we'll call that one darwin's sight-in shot.

I shouldn't have made that a personal attack. Broke my own rule. My apologies. If you are ever in need of healthcare, offer to pay the Medicare Fee Screen. It's quite a bit less than what your bill will be and the provider will be happy to get it.

Damn, all those years in fifth grade and I didnt learn shit.

Funny looking kitchen...

Wow! I havent had a chance to watch the race yet. Sad. I really love watching him ride! Gods Speed Marco!