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Once you walk into the room, give the firmest handshake you can muster to the interviewer. The moment you sit down, thrust your right elbow on the desk like you're trying to break it in half, and wait for the ensuing arm-wrestle match to come. It's important to assert your dominance early. Take a Cisco console cable with you and wrap your forearms together, this shows that not only are you willing to stay close to your boss, but it also demonstrates that you have your own set of networking tools and you understand how to use them.

I'm still trying to figure out what your name says.... I see cnt and girl... Still can't figure out the ry part of it..... J/k I promise...

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Edit - whoops, just realized this is a 3 year old post dug up from the dead

:welcome: MidgetTodd is the one you have to watch out for.. he's the number one leg humper!

See earlier post...I copied/pasted from elsewhere. I'm starting to regret starting this thread.

Walmart.....12.99. I bought one for the same reason. Nylon band with Velcro closure. Cheap, does laps, large face so you can read at a glance and hasn't broke yet. What more can you ask for.

Why does it have to be titled black girl? Why isn't the bus driver’s race described in the title as well? Is it important to the events that happened to describe anyone’s race? "Crazy bitch acts a fool gets treated appropriately" that's a title.

heres how i see it: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them ...together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. that lesson being followed, i think this lifter is trying to become superior

Jesus, that sounds horrible. Bad gas tank seal, CRACKING FRAMES? Sounds like something I'd stay the hell away from.

ahhh a good old credit card

If it has a grease fitting, go for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IseR-o0BFD0&feature=related

alright a quick edit of the summary video is ready, didnt spend time to add effects and stuff like last years video since there was more content to work with. Just a very ultra edit to include every thing under 6 mins so that people dont get bored. since there is already lot of ride videos out didnt want to include much from that side. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6AOInhcYk

If you identify yourself as a monkey to be offended by the comment then maybe you should be offended. If anyone from my family acts like an animal feel free to call them any type of name you choose.

Its because i wasnt in a kitchen and my out of kitchen pass was not visible

Tips: Hold onto the hips, or a part of the bike...no wrapping your arms around the waist. If you bump helmets(turtle kiss), it's not your fault...the person in front of you needs more practice. You get on second, and don't dismount until the person in front knows you're going to dismount. On second, off first. Lean with the turn. Wear gear, stay pretty. Missing teeth and scars are only attractive on dudes. I'm sure I'll think of more...

Would that make her a fuck-bunny?

You can't get more reliable than a 92F. They are classic old school. Almost as good as my Sig P226. Both are a little heavy compared to some of the new composite choices. But these will last for ever!

a simple "fuck you, that's why" would have sufficed.