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I've said it before, I'll say it again: "it's the bill of rights, not the bill of needs".

To be clear.... I do not fear turning Korean.

I went to Iron Pony today and they would not give me a Black Friday discount. I will tell all my friends that there are no Black Friday discounts on any Saturdays in January. Period.

Since he has posted this in every thread on the board right now he also sounds like an entitled ghetto rat too. I smell a rat anyway. Discuss.

All due respect and shit, I know of those times. I come from a military family. I pick my battles based on entertainment value, douchebag level, boredom level and effort required. This met all requirements, especially the douchebag level one

Do you offer military discounts?

Correlation, causation. Let's look at government spending. 100% taxation on the rich won't even scratch the debt this current government racked up.

I got it covered!

Military people are ghey!

Hopefully the colonel is in the minority. Most soldiers and veterans that I have ran into do not have that entitlement mentality.

I remember when people in the military didn't talk about it. They served proudly with humility. It seems an awful lot of people these days wear it like a chip on their shoulder. JMO..

Super excited!!!!! The girl I work with that I cant stand had her last day yesterday. I worked with training the new girl today and I absolutely LOVE her! So excited to finally work with someone with a brain and will do her job after 2.5 years!

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well, 'he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.' As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare.. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?' 'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%. I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'

Is the AFJ shop that bad off?

***Retracted respectfully***