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Simple: Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done on your bike? Fall off trying to get on? Try to start your bike in gear with the kickstand and can't figure out why it didn't start? Heres the thread to come clean. We've all done it so share your stories! To start: Dumbest thing I've done and probably the last time I'll ever do it, I was riding down Honeycreek right past Heron Bay. Thought I saw a friend, pulled a U-turn and hit speeds higher than I'd like to say. Went over the hill and the R6 grew wings for what felt like a good 3-4 seconds. Caught some major air. Proceeded to flip out in my helmet pretty much the rest of the way home Bonus points because a few cars in the other lane saw all of it... Another: A friend killed his bike taking off from a stop light (learning to ride) in the middle of a crowded intersection with a bunch of people around. Clutch got the best of him.

Never did get an answer. The link you give us has your id in it, but takes us to a sales page not a profile page. This makes me think you're getting some kind of commission for any sales from your link. It looks like a pyramid sales scheme. If you are advising this as a product to use to lose weight then don't you think it's fair to let us know whether your recommendation is based upon the fact that you get paid when we buy it, no? EDIT: I looked myself. Pyramid sales scheme. No thanks. http://www.sabaforlife.com/en/63/default.aspx

My do rags are all at the dry cleaners, I don't have a thing to wear.

I go to see the leathery granny flapjacks.

It be cold out, I will have to captain me carrrrrrrrrrrr

i <think> she's Riley Voelkel... Lotion? Check Tissues? Check fapping to commence in 3..2..1.

He was an actor that entered politics and made it to president.

1994 or 95 went to dealer looking at a zx9 had .2 miles on it jump on it for test ride pull out of the lot and break the rear loose wring out 1st grab 2nd front comes up wring 2nd out grab 3rd front comes up again set it down turned around and went back to dealership told salesman it was nice but I wasn't mature enough to own that bike. My girl said the salesman was shitting bricks watching me go down the road telling her that if I wrecked it he was going to lose his job and he had kids to feed and his wife would kill him. Was a fun test drive

You accused me of teaching kids to be murders. You jumped on Newtown while it was still happening and turned it into a political troll. You are a peice of shit. Feel free to quote me on your resume.

When the bike landed, it broke 4 of the 7 cameras and cracked the DVR case. Spilled cola got in it when Scruit was lifting the bike back up, rendering the video useless.

Had a TT-500 that I ran all the country roads on and one day I couldn't get it started, so I decide to bump start it. Put it in 2nd gear and take off running down the driveway, I got a pretty good run at it and jump on the seat sidesaddle and dump the clutch. When I jumped on the bike and put my one foot on the peg I kicked the shifter into first, might as well have just stomped on the brake because the bike lurched to a stop tossing me off balance. There I am sidesaddle with my feet on the left of the bike and its falling over on the right side, we hit the ground and my friend said I did about the ugliest fat boy in gym class backflip you ever did see, lol. I could probably write a book on me, motor vehichles and why I'm lucky to be here.

Where is the video?

I did one right out of a fucking Nerd movie. Pulled into a gas station, got to the pump and there's a jeep with a couple cute girls in it. One of them looks over at me and smiles right as I get my helmet off and says "I like your bike". I said thanks, and then leaned over and dumped it. No kickstand, of course.

It also shits on the floor and dies after you leave it for a week

So, I am at a 20 pound weight loss so far with no turning back. I just figured I'd share where I am now. I am so happy with myself. Happy enough to share with my OR fam.

Thanks for all the input folks, needless to say I was very pissed and could not think strait, to me I thought he was getting off easy but he is only 9 and I know I have done far worse before. Dad needs to keep a cooler headed