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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

That's what happens when your chasing down a fucking race bike all summer.

Dumbass

If only we had a kick ass sponsor offering half off.

i say to each their own.. but i find it mind blowing that people are willing to put a $100 helmet on their head..

Welcome to the OR community!

This is my newest baby! Thought I would share!

Welcome to OR circus.

What you describe is pretty much what most of us do. Watch the events folder for rides and show up. Just ride your ride, any of the crew from here won't mind if they have to wait for you at the next turn. We are a pretty varied group in ride styles and speed so that is how we roll all the time anyway. You are not far from Massilon. You might want to stop by our annual Garage meet up and gang bang this weekend.

Rode at NCM yesterday. Fun track

I hope the winner bans you.

raced the shit out of it.

I should be there, I'll bring a big sausage for everyone to taste test! Hopefully the weather is OK and Sam can test ride my Ninja 1000.

I knew this thread would turn all sandy vag-ed eventually. Thanks for delivering fellas. I dont wave at scooters either, unless the chick on it is hot.