Rode to a meetup in Mt Morris PA, then rode to lunch (pictured), followed by an unplanned battery transplant at my last fuel stop. Replacement was not exactly OEM spec, but it fit in the battery space, started the bike and I got home the same day.
Ironpony used to, but no more.
Only places I know of fpr a rental are in Miami and Maryland. Your best bet is a demo ride at a dealership, which isn't easy these days.
Sills and Western Reserve in Cleveland will let you demo one. If they have one.
My wife was the same, old man's bike. Until I got her on one.