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jarvismb

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  1. I didn't go, didn't have the means to get over there. I signed up for the Gingerman event on the 8/9th instead. I'll let you know after I get back if my balls dropped or not.....
  2. (503): and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath. (209): I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store. (859): Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks. (303): Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks (757): There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
  3. that is simply fantastic.
  4. (508): Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk (503): it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers. (678): And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim (416): i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia (310): It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass... And maybe the best one yet...... (585): i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!" This is the worst website to happen to productivity EVER.....
  5. you stay classy, Cincinnati: (513): Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide (513): Shitting during a conference call is so empowering. (513): what's Bukake? (1-513): a bad idea. (513): the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts? (513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
  6. should I read those in order, or not?
  7. fucking sweet, i was hoping that would be the answer.
  8. i'm not sure what you're getting at, but I've certainly never been to the moon.....
  9. i'm DTF if you guys are. I'll see if E is going and he's got a spot otherwise i'll PM you and see if i need straps or anything else for the bed. Eventually I'll want to know what you guys usually do for overnight. I assume it's either camping or a hotel of some sort, but I still have my V-card with all this, so I could be way off.
  10. well, then my plan seems to be to try to find a regular trailer spot for the next week or so, then if it falls through, beg profusely for this truck bed spot. Is this something you could live with, assuming I never make another Honda joke in your direction as long as I live?
  11. i thought you said that you were already hauling someone else in your #2 spot? and E, don't puss out...
  12. Alright, enough making everyone hate me, anyone with a trailer spot i could sell out any amount of my dignity for, please let me know.
  13. who uses MySQL anyway? I mean no self-respecting large online database system uses that crap. You really think someone like Google would be caught dead....oh, wait, nevermind....
  14. i know, i feel kinda bad, but i tried to learn it from Fusion first, but he never went to the track this year....
  15. like how to wad up my honda? (oh my god i'm kidding, don't kill me)
  16. yea, being with me in novice would suck for anyone....:sad face:
  17. jarvismb (uber creative) the All Fronts of GoW2 comes out the 28th, someone get on that. Tired of all this CoD4/5 talk.....
  18. Blasphemy!!!11!!1! the trick is to enjoy it only as you eat it, and never think of the next 8 hours....
  19. Ok, for my triple post, I thought I'd just let the general public know I'm signed up for this, so see you all up there in a few weeks. If people want to set up camp, let me know, I'm DTF....
  20. NPH did blow off a stripper's ass out the roof of a moving car he stole from an asian guy. I saw it on tv. It happened.
  21. Anderson, I think you've been asking the wrong people. Whereas I certainly appreciate the e-pinions of our fine OR populace, I think you should bring your questions to a professional....
  22. you, sir, could be quite useful for this trip
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