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  1. jarvismb

    Haiku

    not family friendly nothing but masturbation and a pyro chick
  2. dude, a tranny is never worth the risk, I don't care what she looks like...
  3. This is me trying to amuse myself during the cold weather in the living room. The bike was allowed inside for a little bit while the garage was being worked on, so I made sure to enjoy myself. It's facing the TV, so yea, I watched family guy from the bike on occasion.....
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    PSA of the Day: Help control the pet population, have your WhoDey spayed or neutered....
  5. what, you can't see all 125lbs of me swinging a sledge at an offending motorist? It would probably look a lot like Tiananmen Square if I went up against an SUV. I guess I need to build up more of an E-Thug badass image....
  6. Billy Lane put a little metal loop on the frame of one of his custom choppers to hold a ball-peen hammer in case people cut him off while he was riding. He said it was called a 'traffic cop'.
  7. you mean lego hellboy?
  8. I'm in jess's boat, I totally want a penguin in the house, but it just throws practicality out the window. I wouldn't tell people about him, I'd just have him walk up to people on the couch watch them freak out. (and for the record, yes, he would wear a bow tie at all times)
  9. considering my social habits, it's amazing i'm not drunk in the pic
  10. soooo, I'm bored at home and my boots came....the bike's still inside, so I'm bound to play with it....
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    Skyline Fan?

    you mean your chicken doesn't grow like that naturally?
  12. dude, what time did you get home, because she only denied me the ride....
  13. pure unadulterated hilarity.....
  14. I agree, that is also my favorite beer.
  15. Nothing has ever been more true.... I need some black and red so the RR doesn't think I'm getting ready to cheat on her....I also refer you the quick little suit mock up pic I posted a while ago about my suit plan. The color scheme has to be thought out, so when I wreck all this shiny new gear it leaves the proper color scar on the road. And those 16 years old girls at bike nights love that color-coordinated shit I'm fine with doing any plan we come up with for Dustin, and I can see what you guys mean about people having different amounts of work done, but I'm sure we can figure that out if we need to. And getting him something he needs for the bike or house kind of thing is a cool idea too, if he's into that.
  16. Well, i'm in for throwing together a hedge fund for him for all his work. However he would rather do it is fine with me, i'm down. BTW way fellas.....got the next piece to go with my suit, should be arriving on my doorstep tonight. Found a sale on Sidi Vertigo Corsas - $289 shipped to my door. Glorious....
  17. maybe we can get a hookers and blow fund for him.
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