I had a roommate that demanded quiet and darkness at midnight, which is funny bc my other roomie and i used to study till 2am usually, then she would get up at 5am, use the microwave, hair drier, spray her plants, read the newspaper right next to my head... double standard. There was one day it finally got to me and I formulated this plan to spring off of my bunkbed, tackle her to the ground and beat her with my pillow until I did some damage... luckily she left for a jog.