swingset

You like the other douche nozzle, noted.

The Hangout in Danville is a cool little bar/grill. Deep fried green beans, yummy.

A high-up at work, a female with a smart mouth, asked me once why I rode (walking in a conversation where someone was admiring my road rash from an offroad get-off). I told her I was compensating for a small penis. She said she wanted to ride on the back because it would make her pussy tingle. Weird conversation. That's really the only person who's ever asked that question.

But he's been riding for 30 years, never laid 'er down!!!

Is it possible to make big ruts in a lake? I think it is now.

I fit right in.

Check out the Ohio thread on ADVrider, more action there for dual sports in the area, but I'm always down for some dirt and backroads. Will be out this weekend if it's nice.

So what's this thread about?

Yeah, lacing isn't that difficult if you can follow directions and take your time.

555 sucks, even if it were perfect pavement, it's laid out like a fucking drunk built the curves. It's in our back yard, that's all it has going for it. If it were in WV, it would be a miserable county highway that no one in their right mind would make a destination.

Yeah, couldn't remember the name but that's the place. We rode down New Straitsville corridor then into Nelsonville for some grub (we're both street-legal), and on the way back up hit long ridge. There's quite a few outlaw trails in there too, more than the official stuff, we got screwed around just riding and ended up in a creek bed that was pretty cool. Definitely not on the map tho.

Had a good time, didn't see you guys but we went over to the "unconnected" loop on the east side of Nelsonville. Awesome tho, completely traffic-free, leaves still on all the paths. Except for some guys unloading, we never saw a soul. Better hill climbs over there, too.

89A is fun, but conditions can vary from great to suck. I was on an adventure tourer so that's not only ok but adds to the fun. 191 (old 666) is not to be missed either curviest road I've ever seen....1100 turns....the Dragon can suck it.

If you see a KTM 520 and a couple Yamaha WR's behind it throw a salute we'll stop and say hi.

I love it when people admit they don't trust themselves to be smart or prudent, and acknowledge they'd probably kill people because of it, but don't realize they're making that admission. Trust me Magz, we're all glad you don't carry a gun too.

If you have to ask....

How about being 1/10th less gay?

Not from the factory, but easily made that way.

I get boners too easy to ever consider a morph suit.

It's pretty easy, really, most of the specialty tools needed for most forks can be easily made...namely the fork seal driver and a spring rod holder tool. PVC and a piece of wood in the shape of a tuning fork....and that's IF your forks need it, some don't. Plenty of youtube videos out there to watch and see for yourself.

I'm going to Wayne the 13th, have too much crap to do on Sunday...but if anyone wants to ride Saturday, I'm gonna start at New Straitsville trailhead.

Oh, how quaint, Magz having mental diarrhea over guns again. Oh, but this time it's for the children.

Let's see....right now here's the five at the top of the list: 1. Twilight Samurai 2. Photographing Fairies 3. Ted Talks: Mind Games 4. Ancient Egypt 5. Thief

Good shoot.