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You can line your rape/kill room with them for a very effective sound baffle. Repurpose them for a good use.

Dupont Teflon Dri Lube, got 30,000 on my OEM chain using it and it kept the CS area spotless. You have to get right on the chain if it gets wet after a rain, is the only downside or it'll rust pronto. But, considering how easy it is and how clean it keeps things small price to pay.

I wear faraday underwear, and tuck my Visa into my asscrack.

Good point, and you get to examine them closely at parade speeds. If I were riding Labor Day weekend, I'd go to Perry....never crowded there, and if it is go find a trail off the main ones.

"Why do you have that?" "Compensating for your small penis" Try it, they love it.

It's crowded..like a big dirt parking lot.

"Hey man, when we get out, let's do this right next time....let's hold up a gun show!"

First awesome weather weekend in forever, and I'm floored with work and things I have to do. Probably won't swing my leg over the bike, even for an errand. Fuck.

Your fight is more than likely with the underwriter, who will determine such things. You can make a big stink, and yell at people, but mostly they're folks who have ZERO interest in keeping your kiddo away from cute animals. It sucks, but it sounds like they're trying to be nice about it.

Devil's Advocate: I'm sure it's not done maliciously, but fear of accident/litigation. Not that it makes it right, but the fun-police exist nowadays because everyone's terrified or their underwriter commands a bunch of bullshit "what ifs" that ruin every experience. I'd complain, don't get me wrong...make them think about what this policy really does...but it's likely not some meanie at the petting zoo who gets off on hurting handicapped kids.

Up until now I've wondered how stupid I'd look with my ass on the tank and legs over the bars going through the woods. Pretty stupid, it turns out.

Oh great, 30 more pages of Magz pubescent philosophy. I think I'll sit this one out. I've had more productive round-tables with toddlers and dogs.

Except for doing triples on an MX track, my bike has truly done everything I've ever wanted - touring, commuting, 2-up, twisties, gravel, back roads, cruising. I've done a track day on it, and rode it on a goat path in lower New Mexico to the top of a mountain, you name it. It has no "soul", because as everyone knows the Japanese don't have soul, but it does everything I ask without much fuss...and about 1/4 the cost of its competitors.

Yeah, tools to practice stabby murders with maybe.

Congrats!

Even great owners can't counter bad genetics, health or mental problems that can make a dog attack. Some dogs are dangerous. Some breeds moreso than others.

Someone will wreck. Not really.

Don't mock a scholar with smilies. They serve no purpose except to intimidate.

Switzerland, perhaps the most civilized nation on earth. Awash with military arms in every household. A long, rich and deep cultural tradition of shooting and the shooting sports. A gun culture there before other nations even had arms for their militaries. Shooting day at the ranges are like community picnics. One of the lowest violent crime rates of any industrialized nation, gun crimes are extremely rare. Public buildings are almost all unguarded, politicians almost never use armed guards or security, gun ownership is lax and laws restricting types of firearms in most cantons don't exist. The overwhelming majority of Swiss guns are that of military design or origin. One of the safest, most peaceful nations on the planet, and has been for 400 years. And the colored girls go do do do do do do do do. I'll give up educating you, when you start regurgitating something rational. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1566715.stm

It only took 211 beatings for him to come around. POW!!!! Quick, let's close this bitch before he speaks again.

Good shoot. That pesky 2nd amendment working again.

I thought that was a serious post till you got this part. On your mentioning of this.... Yeah, I'd bet Christopher Newsom was in a zen like state while a gang raped and tortured him and his girlfriend, before his inevitable death when he was shot in the head, and then set on fire....he probably congratulated himself on being civilized and letting his elbows do the talking. He was probably a pussy who was too scared to fight off 4 young black men, and a woman, too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Channon_Christian_and_Christopher_Newsom I mean, heck it's not like a CCW holder has ever stopped a carjacking (I won't bother googling all the instances). If he had a gun, and things went badly, he might have been.....uh......shot or tortured? Anyway, stuff like this only happens to other people. People with underdeveloped elbows. We shouldn't even think about it, or prepare, because preparation equals murder practice. Having a gun means you live in fear. Just as having a fire extinguisher means you live in fear. Just as having health insurance means you're a hypochondriac. Just as... Well, we can deflate the boy all day can't we? It's like hitting a punching bag. Pow.

We've been over this too. Design doesn't affect use. Nuclear power was derived from a weapons program. Does that mean nuclear reactors powering homes are actually destroying homes? How many times does the obvious need to beat you over the fucking head until your retarded, backwards, fucked up little brain grasps this? Guns are only weapons when you use them as weapons. Olympic target rifles are only weapons if someone steals one and shoots somebody with it. Until then they are precision instruments of competition, as they were DESIGNED TO BE. And, a rock is still a rock until someone clubs you over the head with it. You are emotionalizing guns because you fear them, because you have a deep neuroses about them. And, we've been over that before. But, like many people with developmental disabilities, repetition and refusal marks your psychotic outbursts. I guess if you say something to yourself a lot, even if it's a lie, it has a soothing affect. You are perhaps the dumbest scholar in the history of humanity. So, that's a small achievement.

Are you relying on elbows today for safety? I never leave home without mine. I go sleeveless a lot so that thugs see my elbows, they know I be representin. Sometimes, I point a little elbow their way. Yeah, you want some of this? Didn't think so. Gotta think like a scholar.

Design doesn't matter, we've been over this before. Your mental retardation is not allowing you to get past that the design of something is irrelevant to what it's used for.