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the only time that helmets break necks is when i ride by your woman, going to star bucks on my ducati, in my full racing getup like i'm living out some queer street motogp fantasy. you ride your girlfriend's bike, i ride your girlfriend. fair is fair.

is it too late to hop into this gang bang?

ITT: op embarrasses himself.

where are the fucking boobz that were promised in this thread?

are you getting oil/sweat/blood into the buttons? cause i frequently get lube, blood, and unknown fluids all over the buttons occasionally and they act up and then after it dries, and it's had a cigarette, it starts acting normally again.

WOW~! Welcome~!

even better, a coupe... so i can go all out ghetto fabulous.

lambos are for pissants. go koenigsegg or go home.

pics of the dead bear, or gtfo

this is probably as a good a time as any to announce my new "Cauliflowerizer" it is precisely what you think it is.

this guy and the bobbit guy should make a sword fighting movie. oh wait.

I'll see your big ass dog, and raise you a pulp fiction gimp. defense and justice in one leather wrapped "package" if you're truly WAAAAY out in the boonies, even though it'll cost you a couple bucks, get sensors for all the windows and doors (and garage doors). the idea of having it call a central number (google voice specifically, a similar service used to be called grand central before it was sold to google) that will ring ALL phones is a good one. but from what i hear, the best thing to do to be made "whole" again after a theft is to go through your house with a camcorder (or may gopro or contourHD lol) and document what you have, and where. keep receipts for everything that is likely to get stolen. if you're really a nutcase, you can generate a spreadsheet of what you have, price info, and scan of the receipt tied together. if you have a home office that you're writing off, that type of documentation system should be relatively painless to incorporate. well, unless you enjoy a painful IRS audit. my puppy does seem to keep people away from the house though lol (especially lol if you've met my dog).

can't we just make fun of harley riders like we usually do?

when you guys 69, do you count each other's pubic hairs while gagging it out? cause it is SO hawt

i wonder if the guy posted a thread requesting penii and the bear responded, with much enthusiasm?

my 125 vino is like 20X6 times moar funner than most street bikes. i just wish it would do more than 30 on any sort of uphill (it will do 60-ish indicated on a minor down hill). and wasn't so horribly ghey. i still ride it like a dude that really loves another dude. but yeah, get yourself a v twin if you like some crazy grunt. hell, if you just want low end grunt, get a big displacement motard.

that is heart breaking.

they should make him work at a puppy shelter. oh wait... that's like letting casey anthony be a candy striper at the OB/GYN.

see? it couldnt have been me... cause there would be no body

who wants an angry dragon? i'm giving out 2 of them every night.

that looks fun. the japanese aren't really people, though... are they? there is a korean game that is REALLY ghey, and almost as pointless. I will spare you the details.

the sole reason this entire forum exists is so i can fap to whatever freaky thread topic i want. now start belting your weiner, or it gets the hose again

rider's discount is a sponsor. this thread in the sponsor section. it's ok, we all have brain farts. mike, pm me price please.

everyone who was wrong in this thread has to slap themselves in the weiner... twice, with a belt. a belt studded with steel spikes. god i'm so hard right now.

holding out for the blue laser. green is for bitches without riches, son. blue is dope, bro also, rad.