Have you ever come to an agreement on price for something you were selling on Craigslist and agreed to meet up to complete the sale? And then, due to a series of harmless events, you might be missing each other by a couple hours, and maybe have to ship the item... so you generously offer to ship the item at your cost while maintaining the previously agreed upon price? And they say, " If you want to ship it cool but I won't send Money until it arrives - unless you can think of a Better way" And as you sit there, your face caving in on itself because... WHAT THE FUCK, and you just chuckle uneasily and assume he must be fucking kidding, oh sweet 5.7lb baby jesus, let him be kidding so you respond back, "I don't think that's how it works lol. If youre in town, great, if not, no problem." and he says, "So you expect me to send you money and hope you mail the robot?" At this point, you lose faith in humanity, the internets, and start finding the nearest puppies to curb stomp. They make relaxing noises when the jaw separates forcibly, dontcha know. Still waiting to hear back after i gently let him down with... " Yes, that is how the typical online sale works. Regardless, it's cool, I understand where you're coming from. Let's just hope the timing works out. if not, it's not the end of the world." god help me.