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are you saying my english is bad?

my pet peeve: people who write "defiantly", when they mean "definitely". how do you get that wrong? also, people who can't spell "separate". also, censored japanese pr0n. i mean, WTF. at least tag as it as being censored so i don't waste all that time downloading it. GAWD finally, flip flops fucking RAWK, so fuck all ya'll.

you prudes

see, i said in his intro that he likes penis. and good thing, since rob jinxed us all by being such a penis bwahahaha that's a lot o' penis

i do believe he just challenged you at all aspects of life. we have reached the 3rd stage of epic thread OP thuggery. Here are the stages of epic thread OP thuggery, fyi: step 1. ass hattery step 2. angry outbursts, with swearing, threatening to "beat yo ass", etc step 3. "I challenge you at all aspects of life" step 4. OP delivers step 5. profit waiting for step 4. please continue.

kevin is going separately cause he's too cool for us. brandon (trminator) is the 4th. the square jerk is complete

1. he was clocked for doing 12mph over (probably wouldn't even have gotten a ticket) 2. ran and went over 170mph on a dark public road (like a boss) 3. got a reckless OP ticket for doing 130 (according to cop) 4. hired a lawyer, didn't get anything taken off or lowered, but inevitably still paid the guy a few hundred bucks in addition to court costs and his fines/fees for the ticket. 5. bragged about it online, fully expecting to be showered with praise for massive failure and THAT is why I'm here for the gang bang

in before he invites strangers to his face on the east or westside again

bambam, have i ever mentioned that you're absolutely baller? well, you are.

1984 honda civic sedan (my sister had it first, then we shared when i got my license @16yrs old) 1994 toyota corolla (shared with sister when the bottom of the civic turned out to be entirely rusted @18yrs old) 2003 MINI Cooper S (first new car i ever bought @ 21yrs old) 2005 Infiniti G35 coupe 6mt (2nd new car when i got sick of the mini @ 23yrs old)

some people said if you move the mounting bracket, it'll screw in just fine, but I've never done it first hand, so i'll defer to pauly. as far as corbin, yeah, i dunno. we can just assume it's all only for 03~04. if you have 05~06 or above, buy at your own risk.

cop out answer? thriller classy answer? a whole slew of songs by sinatra my answer? the soundtrack of most 90's pr0n

I'm signed up for Nelson's Ledges on Sat, May 22nd. I might also sign up for the evening open track day on the 21st if I can make it there without being too late. link: http://www.motoseries.com/ post up if you're going. it's not the prettiest track in the world, but it's fun and only an hour away (well, from me).

Sold

i thought the asianese word for noodles was ramen? my fave brand is shin ramen.

toyota matrix/pontiac vibe (i know they don't make any more pontiacs lol), if they still make them? gti subaru impreza (not wrx/sti depending on your budget) i'm partial to hatchbacks. if you don't need the fuel economy and depending on your budget and if you need the sedan, the civic Si sedan is pretty neato. but at that point, you're close to an accord. i'd skip the camry, i had one and was not a fan.

just one more thing to get on video

jackass is sooooo 2006 but sounds fun anyway! post it up. just make sure you do some sweet jumps.

someone's going to have to fill me in on the action

just cover your broked fairings with used condoms. there, there. all bettar.

when will i learn not to believe everything I read on the intrawebz?!!11!!1!one

i just use amsoil cause it's not that much more expensive, and probably cause i don't know any better

why not go for the full roman helmet? or the slightly more safe but a bit more icky, trojan helmet

this is slightly off topic, but is there any non fucked up way to teach small kids jiu jutsu?