jbot

what happens when you get your face out of feinstein's dusty mummy-gina? And what happens when you at least make obama use a condom when he's balls deep inside you, filling your bowels with his creamy oreo filling? please, step back from the crazy, ineffective bipartisan bukkake leavings you've been guzzling, and breathe the clean air of no longer claiming to hate laws that infringe on constitutional rights, and yet supporting them like some meth addled drug counselor. just stop the madness. you have to acknowledge you have a problem first before you can step towards unfucking yourself.

i see just as many facts being posted to support that voter ID laws (which I am against, btw) are for the purpose of suppressing minority votes as I do for the idea that it reduces voter fraud. i can see why it's a popular idea, since it sounds like it seems like common sense to be able to verify that the person voting is in fact the person who is voting... that said, i find it hypocritical to be against voter ID laws if you are for crazy, ineffective gun control laws, though (and vice versa) because they operate on the same tard principles of putting the burden of "guilty until proven innocent" on the very people its meant to protect. it's a shining example of the kind of hypocrisy exemplified by partisan politics that is the bane of this country. it's all derptastic, and your mouth and eyes are too full of donkey/elephant cock and balls to see it. take a step back, breathe the fresh air of freedom, and see that the currently existing political system is a giant tentacle monster, elbows deep inside of you, with the sole purpose of fucking you until you're dead and then they move onto your children, and your children's children. jbot for president. the tentacle monster political party, 2016.

well, it doesn't affect me if all gross colored people get tossed into a massive bedazzler-ed wood chipper, so i'm cool with that too.

BABY MURDERERSSSSSSSSS

going balls deep with education, no spit, no nonsense.

you are being SUCH a gaylord.

he is not a noob. it's definitely "password"

1. fox news is full of shit maaaaaaaaaan 2. fox news says voter fraud is for real not for real maaaaaaaaaan 3. fox news is right about voter fraud but not about other things that are hurtful, maaaaaaaaaaan do you ever feel like you're a 5lb scrotum filled with 10lbs of derpballs?

welcome! hook up with madcat (john) if he's ever going to come back to the track. also in your area is "The Murse" (brian). ditto on him. and then there is steve (SJC something) but i'm also not sure if he's coming back to play with us. there are lots of other track day guys in cbus, but i really only know of those three. i'm sure i'm forgetting some others. some advice for foraging the forums: everyone is joking or retarded or both. everyone is a dick to everyone, but usually in jest. have a thick skin, expect to get as good as you give, and don't read the politics section.

magdor doesn't need facts. he just needs foxnews. the god of liberals is linking fox news for his facts. it tickles me.

i bet he has "social media guru" on his resume. excellent work.

air bag suit! air bag suit! air bag suit!

this past year, at motoseries: the fast SV riders ran 3's and 4's. front runner novices 600sbk ran 2's and 3's (probably 1's too... i know for sure 2's and 3's were normal). experts ran god knows what.

no, one of them is all like "AAHHHH-LALALALALAALALALALALA" unless you're an asian muslim, then it sounds more like you're a stuttering pirate.

that jet stream thingie sounds a lot like a showtime rotisserie grill. during those late night/early mornings during college, I would imagine the very convincing gentleman selling the appliance, with the Mr Rogers sincerity, screaming in the tubby mustachio'd studio audience members face, over and over and over "JUST SET IT AND FORGET IT YOU STUPID SHIT"

basically, he's fine with it because he hasn't seen a big hit to his premiums yet.

here's more. later, i'm going to rape your facebook wall when you least expect it. but for now, enjoy. http://www.buzzfeed.com/kierawrr/31-crazy-before-and-after-photos-of-korean-plastic-4gx1

we should teach kids what "burninating the countryside" means.

we should also teach safe gay sex during health class

oh lookie http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2013/Honda+Racing+Corporation+unveils+RCV1000R+for+2014

production racer RCV21-whatever the fuck or nothing

set it on fire and watch the fireworks! yaaaaaayyyy!!!!!11

i'm probably going to call them and complain like a little girl once the replacement ones come in. one of these days.

i bet if we turned it into a haiku, it would be way more popular

my roku came in from newegg DOA. if you didn't know, newegg makes you pay for return shipping even on defective items. i've heard you can call them and they will work with you on the return shipping, but their site says since they are not the manufacturer, they don't feel responsible for return ship. lame. anyway, i sent mine back (at my expense) and am awaiting the replacements. i would've ordered another one but the price went up so i'm just gonna wait for the replacements.