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i'm going to try to refrain from launching into anything too wordy but i will point out (having attended more than a few events with STT, midohio PTR, and motoseries) that: 1. caution in terms of speed/pace differentials should be pretty common sense for anyone who has played in intermediate OR advanced in ANY organization. If you're new to I or A, it's ALWAYS a learning experience, regardless of org. 2. that, despite #1, such dangers ARE mentioned in any riders meeting I've attended, regardless of the org. Passing rules are a different story: every org is different. Despite that, I see the same types of passes in I and A groups of any org. 3. that yes, no matter who you ride with, if you see someone who doesn't belong in a certain group or is generally dangerous, you should say something. If you do, and there is inadequate response, that's a problem. again, no matter what org. disclaimer: this post, and any post i might get into later are ONLY from me personally, and do not represent the views of any org I've ridden with, staff with, have lingerie parties with, etc etc

anyone who misses this and/or the end of year banquet (Saturday October 19th) will be mercilessly mocked and drunkenly imitated as having come out of the closet or having dramatic reenactments of them performing grossly explicit homoesexual acts on animals.

if there isn't a movement to institute and make available a nuclear option for the voting public to simply fire the ENTIRE FUCKING LEGISLATIVE AND EXECUTIVE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT at ANY time, then I am starting one. I will call it "The Great Reminder Act". those fucking assholes serve US the pizza bagels, not the other way around. Looks like they forgot.

can't wait! i love to visit my adorable little niece, but go karts man... go karts. i'll be in cbus all the time.

oh, i know all about it. it's not exactly morning wood material though, as capable a bike as it is. i read up on them quite a bit when i considered blowing my wad on a multi, and it came a close second.

someone should give you a wedgie for saying such blasphemy.

Only if they allow carts at the same time. I want to see if the Fast Five shunt car idea actually works.

I wish we could all sit down for pizza bagel bites, instead of all this "us vs them" nonsense. You know who doesn't love pizza bagel bites? Communists and paleo people. And let's be honest... They're not really people.

meanwhile, i can't schedule a shipment of parts for the military because of all this shit. THANKS OBAMA

don't go fucking with my karts. i WILL cut you.

you shoulda just stuffed him into dead bear

what i would give to see a pre-ducati rossi + non-whiney stoner + current marquez + current lorenzo + theoretical simoncelli on a factory bike. greatest battle for 1st evar.

Bring me a fully functional light saber and I will give you my kingdom. My kingdom, my kingdom for a light saber.

how's he gonna get anything done when his prosthesis keeps poking boobs of strangers?

i want to have sex with that bike ...but fz1 is bettar.

is that the old speedz building?

you're on. find something we disagree on, and i will bite my thumb at thee, sir.

fz1 is the best

henceforth (or, when the place opens), all OR arguments and flame wars will be solved by go kart battle.

since they're built by republican led defense contracting firms, the default message upon destruction is "Thanks, Obama"

why didn't the NRA bet them that they would have to eat their own underwear if that wasnt the best solution? that said, too bad obama didn't hire me, i would've told advised him to install armed drones inside the schools, with big friendly unicorns and shit painted on it, and then he could finally institutionalize his armed american citizen execution machines while helping protect kids. a political master stroke. that's my idea NSA, you can't steal it!

I WANT TO BE PART OWNER

i think it's cool, but unless that shit is a LOT lighter than a nexx carbon or schuberth carbon helmet, and they send you a head mold (since, you know... they make it for each customer) that's just batshit crazy.

i think i got the joke rather well

Oh right. Smiley face.