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making it mandatory to not be able to work your phone while in the car is dumb. public beatings and humiliation for causing a wreck while fucking with your phone, on the other hand, is much preferred and should be sold as PPV.

....i still have your belt. i sniff it before i doze off, so i can sleep soundly at night.

she sounds like an evil produce leprechaun, except she really just wants you to "mind your own goddamn business, bitch" and not kill/maim/rape you. that is... unless you touch her motherfucking lucky plants, bitch

Oh god, I just realized I didn't hand off your belt to anyone. Sorry braaaahhhh. I'll see if I can get it to matt-tastic

it's just desmo-brian when he gets into his... uhh... moods. he gets into these phases every once in a while. give him some time to step back, realize what actually happened, facepalm, read again, double face palm, and then make some super long treatise on why he's actin' a fool. you should come race motoseries on your fzr. i think you can race with the SV650's. Pretty sure, anyway. would be great to ride with you again, even though i only rode with you like once or twice around hocking hills back when i was learning and barely not killing myself. also, to say "riding with you" was kind of misleading, since you, and i think it was chadd (his username was wuclan99) was so far far away out in front, i never actually saw you guys. anyway, we race beaver (and nelson and putnam), you can play on the main track with us! keep posting up the racing action. i missed the last two rounds of racing, so i'm consuming anything racing related like crazy to keep from going crazy.

how come people can wheelie? i can't wheelie anywhere. someone teach me how to squid it up, or do i just have to buy a gsxr?

at least they wont be as noisy.

Dale also posted an excellent letter he wrote to a congressman regarding the crazy wait times with ATF. I'm satisfied with the response, and am waiting to hear word from the distributor on my specific cans before i decide on whether i want to switch to a different can or not.

UANAL? IANAL. let's make this happen

well don't tell them til after it hits the 30 days cause they're just gonna dump it back on you before the 30 days is up

just do it. any scumbag attorney should be able to make that case for you with one well written letter.

i dont think that will be a problem with me, at least. i can't ride putnam worth a shit. well, i can't ride anywhere worth a shit, but even more so at putnam. i call it buttnam cause it makes me feel like an ass when i'm there.

but i can't run mobile ios on it. waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

sign me up for a tow. if my bike works. if not, i'm going to start cutting myself and generally go all emo with envy.

sent some money. dont spend it all on lube. spit is free.

stripper pole midget cage roll out tarp sniper nest built into flying buttresses facing strategic vantage points soft serve/froyo machine stripper po... oh, i did that one already. but just in case, build in 2. the second one can double duty as fireman pole from your second floor man cave suite/i got in trouble with wife for stripper-water-sports-room bunk beds 45mm thick transparent armor plate for windows beam mounted suspension device indentured servitude japanese sushi chef. if you're on a budget, go with korean. chinese is last resort. and don't forget a fire extinguisher. safety first.

can i be on the scooter instead of a "real" bike?

doooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiit

also, i tried to send pm, but it says you can't receive messages. it basically says i can come get it possibly this weekend, or at least i can send you paypal assuming you can hold onto it til i get back into cbus

gimme gimme gimme

that's the gymnast's equivalent of turning the mic sideways and dropping it while giving the stank eye to the judges. fuck yo couch.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh i wish i didn't miss the weekend next time, i'm gonna marry a girl born in winter. what was i thinking? lol (kidding honey, put the sword down)

998s final edition, full ohlins and brembos, redder than his mother's period blood, 2x+ his high budget price, one of 250 made.

we will play a drinking game, where every time piers says "children" "sweet" "innocent" "stand your ground law" and "apologize on behalf of white people", we take one shot