Uncle Punk

Coshocton ride info here. http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=31064

Cleveland crew meeting here. http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=41.314525,-82.021229&z=18&t=h&hl=en CircleK 36024 W Royalton Road

Depending on where you are coming from you might need to to avoid the detour that is north of this location between 82 and Lorain Road on 83. This is a real detour the road is actually blocked and you can't get through.

A mapping program says its 83 miles from 82 & 83 to Adams house and it takes 1:41 to make the trip. We will be leaving the meeting place at 8:45 gassed up and ready to go. If you show up late you can catch up to us since we will be traveling south along 83 all the way to Coshocton. I usually ride about 70 MPH down 83 where the limit is 55, I go faster when passing to leave room behind me for others to pass safely, I will also pass on double yellows where I feel its safe. Do not follow if you don't have room to make a pass another opportunity will come along. This route gets fun south of Millersburg for about 20 miles and will be a nice warmup for the ride Adam has planned. I will quicken the pace through the curves in this area and slow it back down to 70 on the straights. We will be stopping again for gas in Coshocton at the BP next to McDonalds so we will be gassed up and ready to go on Adam's ride. This should get us to Adam's house inside his 10:30 - 11:00ish window. I will PM my number to anyone who needs it. I will also start a list of people who are going to make this ride.

Uncle Punk

InyaAzz

EricKerecz

robsgsxr1000

knicks360

KTMRIDER

Jinx

jbctown

Avenger

JRMMiii

Maybe

Tpoppa

shittygsxr - Columbus

neohiofan

bebo600rr

From the meeting place wheels will be turning at 8:45 I will be there at 8:30 to be gassed up and ready to leave by then. If you arrive late catch up to us but we do not wait for you until you are part of the group. After that the group will make sure we stay together and that no one has a problem. No one will be left behind unless we all agree on that decision. Remember there is a detour on 83; plan accordingly to make our departure time.

With all that said, shit happens, bikes break down, a whole lot of other unforeseen things can and will take place. The leaving time does not have a lot if any spare room for this but who wants to leave at 8:00 especially if it takes them an hour to make it to our leaving spot. The Columbus and Dayton crews could have an issue in route that might delay our departure once we get to Coshocton and we might delay them, this is one of the pitfalls of group riding.

We will be doing two loops around the Coshocton area, if we leave for the first loop at 11:00 that gives us seven hours to do both loops so we can start heading home by 6:00, this should get us home by dark. Adam has stated he has plans for 6:00 so I’m sure he will be doing what he can to make this happen. I mapped out the first loop last night and it is 77 miles and it takes 2:08 to complete. This gives us plenty of time to gas up again for the second loop and complete it by 6:00, maybe, shit happens. As far as group rides go this will be as organized as possible for the size of the group.

Is your dad gonna make it?

Cleveland crew, I will start a thread for us to ride down to this event.

ive been waiting for this thread since the last ride.. and of course I have to work. damnit

Don't you know the boss?

I've been waiting for this since the last time also. We finally shamed him into doing it again after he invites everyone on here to come out to Coshocton to ride without organizing a ride.

You Dayton guys should make it we had a great time on the ride earlier this year. 21 bikes no problems, Adam leads with everyone in mind, plus he has help from his local crew, it's well organized chaos. The roads are great; we did two loops of about 60 miles the last time. I'm waiting for the Cleveland crew to start chiming in, come on guys, these are great roads closer to home than we realize.

gsxrnurse, shitty got to ride the ride earlier this year, tell him it's your turn. Don't let him steal your bike again so he can ride, make him fix his.

What time?

I'm there and it better not rain!

no thats sams job. then what would he do

No leghumping boys or girls, got it. Just don't do it to the girls and there is only one position avalible for the boys which is filled. I'm clear now, is there a waiting list of applicants waiting to fill said position?

Maybe the movie was good and I missed it because the boys had me distracted. Why are you leaving out Inya? I would like to report shittys blatant prejudice.

Can we leghump the boys?

Leghumping is on the list of nonos in the rules.

Sorry, I missed that part of the rules I didn't read when I joined. You're house your rules. I can live with that it's cool to have that much control. I would like to stay out of trouble in the future and might need some help figuring it out. How is leghumping defined?

Girlllll that shit was AWFUL. It was nothing but a 3-hour long chick flick. with all kinds of smooching and teenage angst. Barely any special effects, no battle scenes, nothing. That tramp JK Rowling owes me 20bux.

In the words of the great Charles Barkley.. It was TURRIBLE. Just TURRIBLE.

Extremely accurate review. I'm glad I went to see it at the drive-in

It was meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

I would like to report an attention whore.

Tits or GTFO

Sheep fucking is for lazy people who don't have enough ambition to go get a ladder to fuck the horse.

Okay back in the appropriate forum. I don't understand a moderator wanting to ban people for asking about pictures. I would hope people joining this site would have spent a little time lurking around to find out if this is a crowd they want to hang with. If you are surprised when someone requests pictures, mentions sheep, ass sex, gay pride, their brand of bike is better than yours, animal cruelty, racial slurs (I'll explain later), sexual innuendoes, etc... You didn't spend enough time with your decision to join and you won't be lasting around here very long.

Someone can't attention whore without other site members participating; maybe they enjoy fucking with the fresh meat. Attention whores will either go away or modify their behavior to get they type of responses they are looking for. Just because you don't wish to participate doesn't mean every thread you aren’t interested in should be closed.

In a thread related to this current drama some of us were making fun of people who were at a bike night who appeared to be of Asian decent by referring to them as ninjas. There were ninjas everywhere, can a ninja take a guy with MMA experience, big fun right. Should that thread have been closed because we were using racial slurs? Maybe so if we had been making fun of a group of black folk and substituted spear chucker for ninjas what would have happened. Moderating is not an exact science but it can get out of hand. Sheep fucking is bestiality, isn't that wrong? Should we complain about everything that might upset someone on any level? If so nothing will get posted that is remotely social around here. The site would become just another motorcycle forum full of information but no entertainment. There are plenty of sites that fit that mold already do we need another one?

When I posted last night I could have swore this thread was in the Edumacated fucksticks Only! forum. I would not have posted with the tone I took in an open forum. I'm not standing down however I do think there are appropriate categories for posts. My first post in this thread was a response to the OP not to justin0469. I have other thoughts on this subject but don't think they belong out here in this section.

Yea, me for president!

Seriously, what kind of an up tight attention whoring prick comes in and starts a thread about someone else being an attention whore. I'm sorry was someone walking on your grass, lighten up Francis. I must have missed the memo that stated you decide what is appropriate subject matter to be posted? I must be slow but what I have seen are appropriate threads posted in the correct areas. Only a fool would try to set a limit to how much attention someone gets. Most posts are made to get a response from another member, if you don't like someone responding to a post STFU and move on. These things have a way of working themselves out usually with much hilarity. Why would one uptight ignorant attention whore be any better than an overly friendly desperate attention whore?

Sissy, whiner, baby get some rain gear. Kids these days… nothing but complainers.

You caught that did you; I think you're correct I didn’t see any 5'3" blonde Swedish girls.

She was in fact escorted by a gay chauffeur. I can't believe this is real.

Ninjas can take MMA guys don't get it twisted. What if the MMA dude rides a ninja? Now what?

I'm so confused; I just posted in the QS&L thread about this.

Red is real, she showed up wearing red but not a hood. I would have bet she was going to turn out to be a dude or some old fat chick with a mustache.

She did need a knight up there because there were ninjas everywhere.

I must apologize Red is real, I wouldn't have been so inappropriate if I didn't think she was a dude.

Ninjas there were ninjas everywhere.

All you can drink for free... lots of stupid can happen. I've made fun of boys driving chick cars when not sober for no good reason except to be a dick.

I thought I caught most of the "today" thread but I missed the part about her making it to the meet & greet.

I don't mind pissing of wolfs, did I ever tell you the story of this one time I went bear hunting with a switch.

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