Dude is so BA he just looks at the raindrops and they get out of the way. One time he rode by so fast there was a sonic boom and when I looked down I wasn't wearing any panties.
At worst I will cage it, that's just short of an hour ride from Nerk. In the rain without a wetsuit = death. And, looking at the bright side here, if I cage it I can drink more. That means more fun for everyone.
One time I was holding chopsticks my mouth, kneeled down really fast to pick something up, chopsticks hit my knee, and I had a nice little hole in the roof of my mouth for a while. But yeah I probably wouldn't put them in my eye . . . on purpose.
Watched some on lunch, pretty interesting. . . but if he said "Twist...of the throttle" one more time I think I was going to put a chopstick in my eye.